'The Dull Pain That You Live With Isn't Getting Any Duller', 'See That Young Man Who Dwells Inside His

“This is a song about making a contract with your solitude that you want to hold it to later on and expect to be able to wag your finger and say, ‘You said.’”

— John Darnielle introducing In Memory of Satan, Cagnegie Hall on 2013-01-15

what if at the end of succession Logan just bursts into worms

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

mike's hard carapace

my seanoning

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

new year's resolutions

- don't die

- get even gayer

- get an even weirder gender

- reach out to my friends more

"childs is the thing!" "no macready is the thing" LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER THE CREDITS CLEARLY SAY JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING

Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today

As a result of some regrettable but inevitable conversations that took place during the transfer, Bob, Joel, and the Mountain Goats have formed a new, super-powerful punk rock machine called Stage Bidet 12, and we urge you to watch for us and clear us a wide berth whenever we're in your town.