The Most Unbelievable Thing About Elf Is That Zooey Deschanel Lives In A Nice Apartment In Manhattan

*CoUgH mURDOC cOuGh*

you expect me to act like a normal human being?  I’m wearing a turtleneck.

Please help me to pay my rent this month!!

*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*

Wednesday, March 31st: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help, as I'm really struggling to pay my rent.

I'm really sorry to be asking for help again, but as most of you are already aware, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefits being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as I'm a bit behind on my rent, as I had to replace my broken washing machine + pay overdue bills and I am still awaiting the outcome of my PIP assessment (April 2021 at the latest)

I'm completely heartbroken to keep asking for help, but I still desperately need some as I don't have anyone else to turn to for help and my rent is due!

If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling right now.

£28.90/£200!!

~PayPal~

(PP: gemma-mcdonald@outlook.com)

@thebibliosphere @one-time-i-dreamt @bihet-dragonize @trans-mom @toastyglow @justsomeantifas @striders @official-lucifers-child @ursulaklegun ♥️

This bird is called the Buffy Hummingbird.

Buffy Anne Hummingbird

Buffy the Hummingbird

Slayer of The Worms

Hey, just a friendly reminder:

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

It's a phishing scam and you WILL get your account hacked

If an account you already follow tags you in a post for it- they've been hacked

Please reblog or tag so other people see

i play a bot of both, mostly guitar but i can play bass a littllleeee bit 

Murdadmurdadmurdadmurdadmutfdjsjs

She probably just looked at El Diablo for longer then two seconds and he was like “I’lL sHoW it tO yOU iF YoU wAnT”

MY BABY CUT HIS HAIRRR😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Jared Padalecki is Walker, premiering Thursday, January 21. Stream next day free only on The CW! 

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

Soulmate tropes with my boys.

Pete: Anytime you or your soulmate gets hurt the other feels it.

Pete felt the sharp stab at his upper arm. His soulmate must have got their flu shot. Running his arm he blinked

“Oh fuck” he always seemed to forget his soulmate had 7+ years of feeling him get tattoos. And now get them lazored off.

“Well fuck” he hoped his soulmate would forgive him for the hours of pain.

Colson: You don’t see color until you see them.

Colson always wondered what his eyes looked like, his friends all said they were blue. Like the ocean or the sky. But he didn’t know what the fuck blue was.

Every girl he was with never gave him the sudden rush of world waking colors.

Not even Emma, though it gave him casie so he couldn’t complain there.

No he didn’t know what blue was until he ended up with a girl face first into his chest.

“Hey whoa! You okay?!” She looked up at him, her shirt was some color he never knew

“Whoa...your eyes are beautiful” colson smiled

“Yeah my friends said it’s something called blue...”

Dom: anything one sings the other can hear

His soul mate had to live across the world, everytime he was trying to sleep they would end up singing some random pop song or oldie song he remebered from his teen years

The favorite right now seemed to be ironically his song.

“I’m 11 minutes away...and I have missed you all day” dom smiled at the voice in his head

“I’m 11 minutes away....so why aren’t you here” he sang back, and soon they had a duet going

“One day I’ll meet you soulmate...I promise you here” dom sang it hoping it would go through...

“One day my dear” the voice sang back to him, smiling he closed his eyes hearing the soft sounds of his soulmate humming some random song.

“international love machine, and genius behind Gorillaz..”

the bottom of my foot says “property of murdoc niccals”

happy birthday hubby. 🔥

Spike: Sorry I called you a fucking idiot I was trying to flirt

Buffy: I -