MY BABY CUT HIS HAIRRR😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This didnt need to be as funny as it is

Police officer: Excuse me, who is in charge here?

Noodle: Usually it's whoever yells the loudest.

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Murdoc: Careful Russ, it's muggy out there.

Russel: I swear if I walk outside and all our mugs are out there, imma break your nose in three places.

Murdoc:

Murdoc: *Sips coffee from a bowl*

To slightly quote corpse  I F***ING HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGGSSSSS *Throws my clock across the room*

i need this ive only been out in public three times since last janurary cuz ive got agoraphobia and social anxiety but i need this so bad

“international love machine, and genius behind Gorillaz..”

the bottom of my foot says “property of murdoc niccals”

happy birthday hubby. 🔥

What about being both?...

In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the worms the spiders and the forces of  the ground. She is the slayer.”

This bird is called the Buffy Hummingbird.

Buffy Anne Hummingbird

Buffy the Hummingbird

Slayer of The Worms