Bring Me The Horizon - Drown (x)

WHY AND HOW IS THIS SO FRIGGIN AMAZING AND SWEET!?!?!?

-skeleton song

hello 911 my dad is using my own jokes against me

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

Jus' a bi' 'f pprmnt tee f'r me

Tea or Coffee? (ft. Gorillaz)

Murdoc: Tea (7 sugars) 

Noodle: No preference 

Russel: Tea

2D: Peppermint tea

Ace: Coffee 

Del: Coffee 

why does this sound like me as a parent it sounds like youre explaining my future

k so like i know this is supposed to be a murdoc x reader blog but i wanted maybe some headcanons of Dad Murdoc (TM) coz he'd be da best dad. so! could we have some headcanons of dad murdoc??? u can say no if u want!!! love ya!!

- murdoc’s .... not great at parenting. he likes to take credit for raising noodle, but really, he was never the one to dicispline her. he’s a ~cool~ dad and prefers to never ever be the one doing the punishing because he fears he will completely lose himself and start screaming at his child

- he’s very fearful of being exactly the same like his worthless dad was, so that’s why he never likes to do the punishing.

-he gives a lot of love - everyone has to know that’s his kid!!! his excellent, wonderful, talented kid! he’s that guy who records his kids performances/sports/whatever with a giant ipad and almost talks the whole time.

- he’s super encouraging with whatever they want to persue (and he usually wants to be a part of it, especially if it’s music related). he’s not brutally honest if his kid is bad at it at first, because it takes time, but he’s very on their ass about practicing if they want to be better than him (even if he himself is not good at whatever activity they’re doing)

- swears around them. he just can’t be bothered to filter himself unless he’s explicitly talking about sex.

- he’s not particularly good at the tedious tasks of parenting,like making lunches, sitting there and watching the same disney movie 12 times a day without calling it “fucking stupid”, or reading them to sleep at night. just because he never received that type of care as a kid.

- he does try though! like making pancakes in the morning is something he grows to enjoy, it tucking them in and playing them bass as they fall asleep (that’s his personal favorite)

- he cannot do tantrums and the first time his kid has one it is so overwhelming he calls his two year old “an ungrateful little shit” because he got so anxious. when their screams turn from angry to sobbing in sadness, he instantly feels regret with how he treated the situation. he doesn’t give them what they want, but he does apologize and coddle them.

- it is a struggle for him to stop smoking as much as he does. he almost offers his kid a cig once. it was bad

- he loves them. that’s it.

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

Yeah, when my grandma’s next to me when I’m in virtual school, I usually have earworm, & I don’t want to disturb my grandma with my humming. Unfortunately, I hum.

In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the worms the spiders and the forces of  the ground. She is the slayer.”

This bird is called the Buffy Hummingbird.

Buffy Anne Hummingbird

Buffy the Hummingbird

Slayer of The Worms