WHY AND HOW IS THIS SO FRIGGIN AMAZING AND SWEET!?!?!?

heheheh me

Ok

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | The Replacement (5.03)

The most unbelievable thing about Elf is that Zooey Deschanel lives in a nice apartment in Manhattan while working as a department store clerk.

Please help me to pay my rent this month!!

*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*

Wednesday, March 31st: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help, as I'm really struggling to pay my rent.

I'm really sorry to be asking for help again, but as most of you are already aware, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefits being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as I'm a bit behind on my rent, as I had to replace my broken washing machine + pay overdue bills and I am still awaiting the outcome of my PIP assessment (April 2021 at the latest)

I'm completely heartbroken to keep asking for help, but I still desperately need some as I don't have anyone else to turn to for help and my rent is due!

If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling right now.

£28.90/£200!!

~PayPal~

(PP: gemma-mcdonald@outlook.com)

@thebibliosphere @one-time-i-dreamt @bihet-dragonize @trans-mom @toastyglow @justsomeantifas @striders @official-lucifers-child @ursulaklegun ♥️

why does this sound like me as a parent it sounds like youre explaining my future

k so like i know this is supposed to be a murdoc x reader blog but i wanted maybe some headcanons of Dad Murdoc (TM) coz he'd be da best dad. so! could we have some headcanons of dad murdoc??? u can say no if u want!!! love ya!!

- murdoc’s .... not great at parenting. he likes to take credit for raising noodle, but really, he was never the one to dicispline her. he’s a ~cool~ dad and prefers to never ever be the one doing the punishing because he fears he will completely lose himself and start screaming at his child

- he’s very fearful of being exactly the same like his worthless dad was, so that’s why he never likes to do the punishing.

-he gives a lot of love - everyone has to know that’s his kid!!! his excellent, wonderful, talented kid! he’s that guy who records his kids performances/sports/whatever with a giant ipad and almost talks the whole time.

- he’s super encouraging with whatever they want to persue (and he usually wants to be a part of it, especially if it’s music related). he’s not brutally honest if his kid is bad at it at first, because it takes time, but he’s very on their ass about practicing if they want to be better than him (even if he himself is not good at whatever activity they’re doing)

- swears around them. he just can’t be bothered to filter himself unless he’s explicitly talking about sex.

- he’s not particularly good at the tedious tasks of parenting,like making lunches, sitting there and watching the same disney movie 12 times a day without calling it “fucking stupid”, or reading them to sleep at night. just because he never received that type of care as a kid.

- he does try though! like making pancakes in the morning is something he grows to enjoy, it tucking them in and playing them bass as they fall asleep (that’s his personal favorite)

- he cannot do tantrums and the first time his kid has one it is so overwhelming he calls his two year old “an ungrateful little shit” because he got so anxious. when their screams turn from angry to sobbing in sadness, he instantly feels regret with how he treated the situation. he doesn’t give them what they want, but he does apologize and coddle them.

- it is a struggle for him to stop smoking as much as he does. he almost offers his kid a cig once. it was bad

- he loves them. that’s it.

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

this is Finger Gun Kelly. he only appears on your dash once in a blue moon. reblog for good luck.

why does this explain why feel good inc is my fav song for my bf to play on bass?...

Signs As Gorillaz Songs

Aries: On Melancholy Hill

Taurus: 19-2000

Gemini: RockIt

Cancer: Stylo

Leo: Do Ya Thing

Virgo: Sleeping Powder

Libra: DARE

Scorpio: Murdoc Is God

Sagittarius: Clint Eastwood

Capricorn: Andromeda

Aquarius: Feel Good Inc.

Pisces: Plastic Beach