Murdoc Rant

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Murdoc: Careful Russ, it's muggy out there.

Russel: I swear if I walk outside and all our mugs are out there, imma break your nose in three places.

Murdoc:

Murdoc: *Sips coffee from a bowl*

Murdoc with a teenage daughter?

- murdoc is honestly much more protective than if he had a teenage son. constantly on the look out of older men who will take advantage of her (lol), teaches her the basics of kicking ass, loves her to death but tries not to be over bearing. but it’s murdoc, so he is.

- his favorite part by FAR is teaching her how to drive and doing donuts with her in a parking lot until they get kicked out. he reluctantly teaches her how to drive in the stylo car, enjoying her reaction to finally being able to drive the car he spent years driving in with her, but he is also. so. anxious. donuts are reserved till she gets as good at him at avoiding crashes.

- the first time he sees that she sneaks into the liquor cabinet he starts freaking out a bit. he definitely knows this isn’t her first time by her demeanor and probably screams at her for it. he means well, he REALLY doesn’t want her to have an addiction like he did her age. but he’ll let her slide a drink or two when she’s behaved well.

- he’s also super interested in the music she listens to by now. he literally follows her Spotify playlist just so he can make sure she’s not listening to any “crap” because NO child of his will have a bad music taste. this is a muse free household.

- the first time they get into a really big fight he’s actually devastated. it’s probably over her sneaking out and drinking, something he did frequently as a teen, but no one was there to supervise him. sure he came out fine but…. most certainly not perfect. a screaming fight ensues with him making her cry at the end, the standard “I HATE YOU!” before she runs off into her room. he’s heart broken because his little girl has grown up so fast, and he hopes she doesn’t entirely turn out like him.

- the moment she graduates he is so embarrassing at the ceremony. definitely that parent that cheers way too loudly, “that’s my girl!” takes a thousand blurry photos on his clunky iPad. he even sheds a tear or two when she tells him she loves him, and that she wouldn’t be the person she is today without him. now he’s full on sobbing

- murdoc niccals is far from the perfect parent. but he 100% wants the best for his not so little angel

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I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

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Tea or Coffee? (ft. Gorillaz)

Murdoc: Tea (7 sugars) 

Noodle: No preference 

Russel: Tea

2D: Peppermint tea

Ace: Coffee 

Del: Coffee 

Help! It's -12°c and fucking freezing!!!

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Saturday, February 13th: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help. I've had to remake this, as I still need help and I'm become a bit ill from the flu and need medicine.

As most of you are already aware, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefits being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as I don't receive my U.C benefit until the end of the month, and I am still awaiting the outcome of my PIP assessment (March 2021 at the latest)

I'm completely heartbroken to keep asking for help, but I still desperately need some as I don't have anyone else to turn to, and I really need to keep my utilities/heating on as it's now between -6 /-12°c here and getting colder. (Goal £200)

If anyone could send me £10/£20 for my gas/electricity meters or a little more to help me get flu medicine + groceries to do me til the end of the month, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling right now.

Thank you for all your help!! ♥️

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That one episode were Buffy can read minds

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Oz: Buffy now contains all the knowledge in the world and could easily rule over us. She knows all of our deepest secrets and we will cease to exist-