This Was Funnier In My Head

Steve has lived through a world-ender before. At least, it was the end of the world for him. Everyone he knows and loves, gone in an instant. The ones who aren’t dead, warped by time and age.

It was not so simple as an instant this time.

Fury: So Steve, it’s great that you brought this random guy with you and Natasha to my ultra-secret bunker that even Natasha didn’t know about, how do you know him again?

Steve: Sam and I met in a park last week and then I visited him at his job one time and then Natasha and I went to his house when we were fugitives and then we all broke into Fort Worth together

Steve: I also put Sam down as my next of kin in case I get horribly injured or anything. Just so you know

Fury: …

Steve: I’d also like for Sam to be an Avenger

Seven years after, I see you again 😚

(wakes up in a cold sweat) ga, ga, goncharov, member of the russian mob

most important part of the writing process actually is when you loop a single song on max volume and stare at the word document and imagine the characters doing things for 14 hours. this is known as getting in the zone

This guy again

The Howling Commandos cast talking about their characters.

"It started out of nowhere. Odd- I thought I was doing everything right"

Advent Drawble day 2! Happy Hanukkah!

Natalia Alianovna Romanova

commissions are open / support me on kofi