My Question Is: What Is Steve Rogers’s Body Count? … We Don’t Talk About That A Lot Because He’s

I love that we have two Spider-Verse movies, soon to be three, and not a single one of them has even so much implied that they're going to include Morlun, the interdimensional vampire who only eats people with spider powers, who was the reason for the Spider-verse crossover event that the movies are a loose adaptation of.

I love this because Morlun sucks and is a truly shitty character, in many ways being the pinnacle of all the things that one can do wrong when creating a new supervillain for a superhero who's had over half a century of adventures.

captain america aint here

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

tried drawing Elektra 🫶

Natalia Alianovna Romanova

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you can run on for a long time

watching The Purge: Anarchy and thinking about cyan’s fantastic meta on steve rogers’ body count. i know what i’m about, son.

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Photon *️⃣    By Kir | GOTGVOL6

*whispers* imagine steve waking up the morning after that knife fight with a hand-shaped bruise around his neck. 

by @33_conachiyo_33

no more "steve rogers doesn't know modern technology." embrace "steve rogers has no fucking clue what's a realistic timeline for technological advancement is." this guy used a telegraph one day and a hologram the next. his first introduction to the present was tony stark. he's never lived in a world with an ethernet cable. he doesn't know what the fuck an ipod nano is. if you showed him something supposed to be a groundbreaking impressive invention he'd just be like "oh neat. regular future stuff. okay." steve rogers with the tech awareness of a gen alpha kid. if you showed him a cd rack he'd have to think about it.