Miss Pauling X Male!Reader Headcanons:

Also... I can't stop thinking about Ernie being handed a modeling chocolate Ernie from a old cake Boss episode. Ernie you're Sublime forever...

The anti gay

When I learn to code I will make a shitty mobile game where you care for Medic's pet Spy head like a knockoff talking tom while he goes on honeymoon with Heavy (the doves go with them but the hear does not)

You can

Feed him!

Bathe him!

Dress him up!

Chainsmoke!

Kill him! Then you must do a minigame where you track him down after he and his body respawn and steal his head again so Medic doesn't find out.

Kiss him goodnight!

The game goes on forever. Medic tricked you he's actually retired the head is your problem now.

Somebody pls redraw this as emesis blue medic

I just realized something really funny, like we all know that sniper says the f slur in one of his voicelines in the german dub, and like Vlave can either apologize, OR do smh way funnier and just confirm that sniper is queer

My boyfriend said that sniper’s backstory sounds like Alex’s from Madagascar 2. I made this out of anger. I refuse to go insane alone.

Tumblr is known and also spoken of by its user base for its high proportion of lgbt+ users, but I'm curious as to if the lgbt+ user base is actually as large as though or if its just confirmation bias, so...

For fun if you want put how you identify in the tags and the part of tumblr you'd say you're here for

props to medic tf2, the inventor of mpreg

he then proceeded to raise an adoptive child with heavy