Um

Thinking endlessly about all the ways you can say you got someone pregnant.

Put a baby in them. Knocked them up. Bred them. Sired a child through them. Planted the seed of life in them. Helped nature take its course. Made a mother out of them. So many good phrases ...

EXCUSE ME, my boobs are down here. Look at them when I speak to you. 💢

Harper really doesn't ever curse; he says stuff like "golly," "gosh," "oh my," etc.

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

enough preg let's litigate a new fetish. step right up who's got a good one

Dirty Dancing (1987), dir. Emile Ardolino

wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

this is really just my favorite tiktok