me when the elements
hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
"Little Game"
shit so bad i forgot i want to fuck the clown
always fucks me up how every major male SVSSS character barring liu qingge (dead for all of PIDW) and shen yuan (literal transmigrator) have some variation of airplane bro's personality, insecurity, and shitty coping mechanisms. like.
shen jiu!qingqiu lashing out, letting people assume terrible shit about him because it's easier than trying to clarify his intentions only for his actions and words to be misinterpreted anyway?
yue qingyuan being politely vacant, aimless and self-deprecative, believing himself a failure who deserves to be hated?
og!shang qinghua being a cannon fodder "cowardly traitor", cut off from protection and money and killed by his former liege?
mobei-jun having deeper set issues with trust and loyalty, especially from family members and personal servants?
tianlang-jun's naivete and emotional attachment leading indirectly to his being sealed under a mountain miserable and alone for years?
zhuzhi-lang's excessive degree of loyalty to people who show him sincere kindness, since most people find him ugly and unapproachable?
PIDW!luo binghe's emotional apathy and detachment after all he suffered; him being rewritten into an overpowered, intelligent, revenge-driven, manipulative man so good in bed he can force anyone to join his harem?
SVSSS!luo binghe being similar to the above, but otherwise being clingy, deeply insecure, clumsy and inefficient in bed and in love?
SVSSS!luo binghe being desperate to maintain emotional connections and terrified of the perception that he's being abandoned by someone he loves and looks up to?
SVSSS!luo binghe being willing to go to concerning extremes to find out WHY that person changed their mind and chose to hurt him, abandon him, and what he can do to fix things?
SVSSS!luo binghe's most bitter anguish being the thought that they despise him and are throwing him away for unchangeable aspects of who he is, for being himself?
PIDW was originally a romanceless web novel driven by its unique fantasy setting and lore. it was stripped down of those elements to make way for cliche heterosexual porn tropes until it became an inconsistent male power fantasy harem novel that fickle readers-- whose money pay airplane's bills now that his parents both remarried and started new families, cutting off basically all money and contact with him-- would keep reading.
everything about PIDW (and SVSSS) reflects part of airplane. not only the characters' personalities and experiences, but the original story as a whole, considering how much of it (of himself) airplane ended up sacrificing and shuttering away to present a different image that would be more easily accepted.
Watch it on tiktok? Sounds like a good idea 😎😼
Anyways- they goobers!
What’s this? A fan fiction written by yours truly?! Yes! It is!
50% of All Marriages End in Divorce by Teacat11
Rated: Mature
Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fake Marriage, Fake Pregnancy, Queer Platonic Relationship, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst, Obsessive Luo Binghe, Confused Mobei-jun, Tired Shen Yuan, Shang Qinghua & Shen Qingqiu Friendship, Canon-Typical Violence, Oblivious Shen Yuan, Awkard Kissing, Enthusiastic Kissing, Dubious Kissing, Delusional Thinking and Activities, Real Marriage, Happy Ending.
Summary:
"“Well it goes like this, if we get fake married it won't be suspicious to Mobei-jun or anyone else if we both wander off together to look for Moon-Dew Sun Mushrooms-“
“Sun-Moon Dew Mushrooms.”
“-and if one of us pretends to be pregnant-“
“WHEN DID PREGNANCY COME INTO PLAY?!”
“-then Luo Binghe won't hurt us, after all, he wouldn’t hurt a pregnant person or the pathetic husband of said pregnant person! Which means we could avoid having to die in the first place!” Shang Qinghua finished his explanation with jazz hands. Shen Qingqiu felt like spitting blood.
Or
Months after the Immortal Alliance Conference disaster, Shen Qingqiu learns a bit of crucial information: Shang Qinghua, the treacherous rat behind the disaster in the first place, is a transmigrator! The two immediately begin to work together to find ways to survive Luo Binghe's return and the subsequent demise of their sect and lives, and with few options and time running out, they come to a quick and easy solution to save their skins; get fake married."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARUAKI MY BELOVED!♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎💖💖 💖💖💖💖💖
So this has been in the works for a long while. Originally I was planning to do this for Christmas last year, but I got busy with life, and school, and procrastinating. But I now I have it available for Haru’s Birthday!
Just click the big words and download to get Haru! If you have any questions or issues just send me an ask and I’ll see if I can help! Also please don’t trace over my frames!
Have fun bullying Haru! ~☆
(Disclaimer under the cut)
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Somethings are off! This is pretty much a ‘proof of concept’ so it is very wonky. When Haru is climbing on windows or crawling upside down there will be a gap! So if you see it, yes i know that it’s there, don’t worry about it. Also the ‘split into two’ action is a bit janky in its animation so if it looks off, again sorry about that. (plus some frames look odd)
But don’t fret, this is a version 1.0! Though probably not now, I am planning on updating this and fixing the bugs. This isn’t my fully realized version of my Haru Shimeji, I have a couple of things I want to add and obviously fix before I call it finished, BUT I wanted to have this beta out so you guys can enjoy. When I was testing it out, I was having a lot of fun so I hope you guys can also have some fun!0
finally sharing these pages i did for @likeabruise-zine !! had a blast playing around with the theme if u cant tell <3