Seriously just a bit of pollen could make your cat sick within a matter of minutes. Stay far away from Easter lilies if you have kitties!
Emmett: If you don’t apologize I’m gonna tell mom. *smirks*
Y/n: Oh please, I’m an adult I can do what I want.
Jasper: okay… . Mom!
Y/n: No! Wait, I’m sorry!
HOW TO WRITE FANFICTION IN 5 EASY STEPS (per section). A/N the ultimate self deprication ‘FLUFF’ / U RATED. • Over emphasise everything • Focus too long on one specific detail, drag it out, really go for it. • Take you fantasies and ideal thoughts and place your chosen youtuber directly in the centre of it even if it doesn’t fit their personality. • Throw in some funny one liners perhaps some banter you thought out the night before to really give it that realism. • Cry because you’ve made yourself lonely through focusing too much of the love lives of characters rather than engaging with real people. ‘SMUT’ / M/R RATED • Refer to a penis only as a shaft or member, never a penis or a dick. • Throw in an over complicated back story referring to how the reader and the chosen YouTuber started going at it. • Refer to a vagina as a ‘tight hole’ only. • Refer to a clitoris as a ‘bundle of nerves’ or ‘button’ only. • Fuck up the pacing. Either, skim over everything, making it too fast, or, drag everything out and make it too slow. ONGOING SERIES. • Start it • Forget to go back to it • Read over it • Hate it • Discontinue it BONUS ROUND : A YouTuber has found your blog. • Cry & throw a fit • Feel embarrassed • Go on hiatus • laugh @ yourself • Die A/N Hello just to make this clear this is aimed at myself and how I write, none of this (except how people refer to genetalia) is applicable to any of the blogs I’ve seen. It’s not to start drama its purely self deprecation. I’ll be writing again soon hopefully, I just haven’t been feeling myself. Thank you.
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The consistent dehumanization language used in describing Palestinians in western media is unfathomable. The consistent denial of seeing our children as children. For everybody seeing this, don't fall into this, seek out the truth and educate yourself because that's the best and only way we can help people in Palestine. We have to amplify their voices.
Ok #2 Prompt list 1 (types of kisses) #76 please💙💙💙
76. Top of the head kisses
Authors note: okaY so im pretty sure you wanted this with my boi cranky so thats what ima dooooooo
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The sun was peering through the windows, illuminating the kitchen as you sipped the hot coffee from your large mug; the heat from the drink warming up your cold hands. The apartment was quite, nothing but the soft sound of the coffee pot brewing the dark liquid could be heard.
That was until gentle footsteps padded down the hall, coming towards you. A smile tugged on your lips as you tilted your head to glance at who was coming. Of course you knew who it was already, he was in fact the only other person in your small home, but still you didn’t want to miss sleepy expressions that stretched across his features.
“Morning Ethan.” You hummed, watching the smile grow on his face.
“Morning… how long have you been awake?” He questioned, walking closer to you. Shrugging your shoulders, you leaned into his body, feeling his arms snake around your waist as his head rests on top of ours.
“Only an hour.” Ethan let out a small hum, his eyes closing sleepily. “What are we doin’ today bub?”
“Nothing yet… just wanna cuddle…” Ethan mumbled, now wrapping both his arms around you. A giggle left your lips as you lazily hugged him back, swaying slightly. His lips softly grazed against the skin of your forehead, pressing soft kisses there; moving to the top of your head. “Love you.”
“Love you too.”