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I love impregnating Shen Qingqiu, but you know what I find more fun? The pregnant virgin Shen Qingqiu :D

I mean, it's absolutely hilarious no matter who the parent or the situation, like, Shen Qingqiu who exchanges qi with Liu Qingge in a mystical cave and accidentally becomes pregnant?

Or Shen Qingqiu hitting Shang Qinghua with a fan full of pollen, Shang Qinghua touches him skin to skin to return the aggression, and THAT PASSIONATE TOUCH causes a pregnancy.

Or the beautiful moment where disciple Luo Binghe accidentally impregnates his Shizun while brushing his hair with a jade comb that turns out to be a rare amulet who, fueled by Luo Binghe's feelings, impregnates Shen Qingqiu. (Extra angst points if it's like, a month before IAC and Shen Qingqiu notices the pregnancy after. Hehehe.)

Or even Shen Qingqiu sharing a tea with Yue Qingyuan and accidentally drinking from the same cup (from a tea set gifted by another sect, clearly cursed or something) Shen Qingqiu clearly ends up pregnant - and the Sect Leader is very, very full of feelings about it.

Oh BOY, what else do we have here? Accidentally pregnant due to Mu Qingfang's medical error in the cross prescription of some herbs and touching his exposed skin? Accidentally pregnant from Zhuzhi-lang's bite? I mean, he would have to expel some eggs, that would make his pregnancy process shorter like, four and a half months in and four and a half months out? Lmao make me wild, ACCIDENTALLY PREGNANT WITH MOBEI JUN'S BABY, maybe because Shen Qingqiu had some cursed amulet on him or some kind of curse on him at the same time Mobei-jun has to touch him with qi for something (keep him alive on Junshang's orders perhaps?)

I mean, the funny thing is that Shen Qingqiu is a virgin. Very virgin. Virgin in "the only pussy I've ever seen is from porn" and "the only cocks I've ever seen too. Not that I watch gay porn. You just see cocks when you watch porn, it's inevitable". Virgin in an almost spiritual state of silly behavior.

And obviously, it's so funny that in a world of sexual plants, papapa to solve everything, he, JUST HE, has to carry a baby without all the sexy act that leading to a pregnancy.

I mean, it's hilarious. He's such a dumb boy. He will hit Shang Qinghua very hard for all those pregnancies of course.

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

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instead of calling an ‘evil’ character a psychopath, sociopath, psychotic, narcissistic  or etc. use any of these words instead:

self-centered 

violent

manipulative

remorseless

wicked

cunning

mean

abusive

dangerous

corrupt

morally corrupt

insensitive

bully

foul

vile

cruel

aggressive

threatening

brutal 

vicious

rampaging

out of control

because there are so many ways to describe someone as ‘bad’ than by assigning them a misunderstood, demonised personality disorder and if i see anyone using personality disorders as substitutes for evil then you’re getting blocked plain and simple.

I don’t remember where I got this image from, all I know it’s a website that has a article talking about Japanese desserts, I saved it for art reference.

(Edit: Apparently there’s a tagging limit so I couldn’t tag every dessert in this image, fucking Tumblr -_-*)

Bingge trying to ✨Threateningly Abduct✨ Shen Yuan, and failing because Shen Yuan is just... So STOKED to meet another Binghe superfan??

SY: Sir, your cosplay is amazing??? Is that a wig or - oh! It's real???!

LBH: ...

SY: How do you do the claw effects with your - oh! You can do the huadian!! Is it LEDs? Some kind of Lazer pointer? How do you get it to show up like that!???

LBH: ... he li di...?

SY: Oh! You even remembered the slight nick in Xin Mo's scabbard from chapter 2893!

LBH: ... begging shizun's pardon, this disciple should take better care of his things...

SY: you do roleplay too??? COOL,, um, I think, um, well,, .I don't usually talk about this it's kinda cringe but I also..., have some, roleplay accounts😳😖🫣🫣🫣🫣

LBH: ,return with me, to my palace, and I will show you the meaning of 🌶️💦🍆🍑 roleplay.

SY: oh my god yes we can hang out do u wanna come see my merch collection?? I have every single vinyl standee, plus most of the first edition plushies, tho I admit I'm still looking for a limited edition bingpup, do you wanna come see ???

LBH: Very Well, show me this Merch Collection...

Floofles

tumblr, name my cat

The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”