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Omg hahaha! Bought me a lotto ticket today. Gotta be at least 18 to buy one (18!!!) & I GOT CARDED!!

Cashier: “um... do you have your ID?”

Me: “omfg yes... get ready...”

Cashier: *looks at ID* - “Oh... WOW!”

Ahahahahahaha!!!

Snow patrol, Nishijima Katsuyuki

In elementary school it was a trend to bring in unfrosted cupcakes & everyone would create their own. I remembered this & decided that when it’s my birthday (actual date unknown - re: adopted) all my coworkers would be able to customize their very own donut. Like, I’ll eat pretty much any cake but, I could tell everyone was excited to create their own treat & it was like a cool gift to myself.

Byron Bay, NSW, Australia 

Since y’all can’t see it & since y’all (my “followers”) are mostly bots - imma reblog a buncha things I favorited... get ready...