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Earf day wit grandma at the retirement community getting the garden plot sorted.

Don’t be jealous.

Last nite I saw a pharma commercial and the possible side effects included severe diarrhea & increased potential for suicidal thoughts

So, ofc I interpreted it like:

The diarrhea is SO severe that you start to contemplate ending it all.

I am fucking crying rn.

I cannot stop laughing about this!!!

Blue Birch Marsh, 2024 by Jef Bourgeau

Warning: Braggadocios ravings ahead.

We assembled this gift basket for our car mechanic. Why? Because they are baller af. Remember those guys on NPR, “Cick and Clack”? Bruh, I got me a mechanic just like them. I’ve dragged my car in there on more than one occasion this past year (my partner as well) & every single time it’s been exemplary beyond necessary. It often includes a short lesson on what needed repairing (which includes a detailed rundown including a visual review of all the parts and work etc…)

Last time I brought it in because of an odd combustion smell after fast acceleration (I’m driving a standard because yes, I’m one of those jerkasses) & he drove it himself in an attempt to recreate the situation to help determine the cause. It didn’t happen for him but, then he explains, in great detail, what he believed may have happened. It included a thorough explanation which covered everything from a detailed rundown of engine combustion to catalytic conversion including which metals are used to convert the emissions & how atmospheric temperatures can affect this & so on & so on… Bruh, it was MIT level science being dropped on me.

So, he spent a decent amount of time trying to help me & what did he charge me for this? NOTHING!!!

Bruh, he was like: “just call me if it happens again and we’ll go from there”.

He also checked my compliance bushings because I know there’s a small crack in them and said it would be fine for now unless I wanted to spend a bunch of money on something that can wait. BRUH!!!

I wanted to rave about this but, not in a place where a ton of people would see and ask me if he could do some work for them.

Anyways, he’s busy enough & kinda I wanna keep it a secret.

But, if you find yourself around Scroll & Key and answer me these riddles three…I might just tell you where he may be…

By Steve Schütz

artworks by Jose Aceves (1909 – 1968)

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gardensofwhimsy

John Alcorn, 1969

In this city, there is no Dana. There is only:

Who am I gonna call?

Is that Guinness? And bacon?! For breakfast?!! What an absolute legend.....

Well, ain’t this just romantical? Updates: No longer working for other people’s businesses. Launched 2 of my own which sounds cooler than it actually is (money not exactly pouring in) but, it’s worth it. My partner scored a job working with ultra-rare artifacts & told me they’d be my sugar mama until things pick up for my websites. Gang! Quick reminder: We still got room for you in our lives if you are -kind -cool -a grownup (sorry undergrads but, y’all are children) & also not a dumbass (aka: men).

Vape wape, Elora 🌙 (@owakita_)

“Yeah, I can be like the girl in ‘Wild at Heart’ / At heart” - Magdalena Bay

A snack bar named desire, Kawase Hasui

Snow patrol, Nishijima Katsuyuki