Lslxkdnxickcg - I Am Not A Bot

My avatar. I bought this 4 or 5 years ago. It’s about the only piece of art I ever purchased (since I don’t really have art money) & I love it! I wish I could really capture all its sparkley glory but, I’m not a super skilled photographer.

Wu-Tang is for the children!

I feel like I should clarify a bit - this is from March... It is very much New England fall now (although unseasonably warm 😐) I figured since I got like 2 non-bot followers, I would post more about myself as further proof that I too, am not a bot! I promise not to overpost tho. Like one or two every couple of days...

My neighborhood can be pretty cool sometimes

Imagine being lost in the Tunisian desert & you stumble upon this...

The abandoned STAR WARS set in Tunesia. It’s like Tatooine after the Apocalypse. Photos by Rä di Martino.

Warning: Braggadocios ravings ahead.

We assembled this gift basket for our car mechanic. Why? Because they are baller af. Remember those guys on NPR, “Cick and Clack”? Bruh, I got me a mechanic just like them. I’ve dragged my car in there on more than one occasion this past year (my partner as well) & every single time it’s been exemplary beyond necessary. It often includes a short lesson on what needed repairing (which includes a detailed rundown including a visual review of all the parts and work etc…)

Last time I brought it in because of an odd combustion smell after fast acceleration (I’m driving a standard because yes, I’m one of those jerkasses) & he drove it himself in an attempt to recreate the situation to help determine the cause. It didn’t happen for him but, then he explains, in great detail, what he believed may have happened. It included a thorough explanation which covered everything from a detailed rundown of engine combustion to catalytic conversion including which metals are used to convert the emissions & how atmospheric temperatures can affect this & so on & so on… Bruh, it was MIT level science being dropped on me.

So, he spent a decent amount of time trying to help me & what did he charge me for this? NOTHING!!!

Bruh, he was like: “just call me if it happens again and we’ll go from there”.

He also checked my compliance bushings because I know there’s a small crack in them and said it would be fine for now unless I wanted to spend a bunch of money on something that can wait. BRUH!!!

I wanted to rave about this but, not in a place where a ton of people would see and ask me if he could do some work for them.

Anyways, he’s busy enough & kinda I wanna keep it a secret.

But, if you find yourself around Scroll & Key and answer me these riddles three…I might just tell you where he may be…

We played Resident Evil 2 Revelations over the weekend (we like it since we can both play on the same console & tv). So, it was super cool because we did something we’ve been talking about for a while: we scored ASS together ☺️

Actually, it’s prolly the game letting us know we played like ASS 😔

Either way - we had a good time!

Walleyed E.T. can’t phone home but he gonna take us to outer space anyways