Lslxkdnxickcg - I Am Not A Bot

Forgot about this smol friend that came to visit us at our office (yep, my partner & I work together - going on ten years now)...

For when my partner & I find that special someone ☺️

Omg hahaha! Bought me a lotto ticket today. Gotta be at least 18 to buy one (18!!!) & I GOT CARDED!!

Cashier: “um... do you have your ID?”

Me: “omfg yes... get ready...”

Cashier: *looks at ID* - “Oh... WOW!”

Ahahahahahaha!!!

Eva Green

I really don’t understand why anyone would buy mansions & super expensive cars if they won the lottery. Like, if I had poweball money... I’d wanna suprise people with like, free housing or secretly paying off their student/medical debt etc... I see so many of my tumblr peoples going thru some tough times & I wish I had “you’re problems are over” money but, all I got is “emergency room/surprise car problems” savings (& I feel super super lucky just to have that).

Hang in there. I see y’all. Your feelings are valid. If y’all ever find yourselves out this way... we’ll take you out for some of the best pizza in the world & idk maybe go raspberry picking (depending on the season but, it’s one of our favorite pastimes). You can find refuge in the strange/fun world my partner & I create (even if it’s just for a brief moment)

By Steve Schütz

Can someone start a tiktok trend wherein y’all call yer local representatives (at all levels) & GO OFF. Like, put as much effort as y’all do toward learning the various dances or whatnot but, instead you just call these government peoples & GO OFF. Make it a trend. Make it so every tiktok compilation I see on YouTube is just like 30 min of video after video of y’all calling yer reps and giving them a piece of yer mind.

I’m just thinking about all the rage tweets I see & wondering how many of those same folks rage tweeting are also calling their reps to affect actual change. I don’t have tiktok (or any other social media besides this tumblr) but, you can bet yer ass I’ve called my reps a few times to ensure they are acting in their constituents best interest (fortunately I live in a state with two of the best senators in the Congress & a solid governor who actually makes decent choices but, I still call them. They gotta earn my vote!)

And, yeah, once we’re all mostly vaccinated I hope there’s some sort of peaceful mass demonstrations being planned. We gotta pressure these fuckers into ending the filibuster and passing all these policy changes we want. Now!

Call yer representatives (at all levels) all the time! Make it a goddam tiktok trend!

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Medieval Dreams - The Huntress Fairy Tale

Okay, so, this is literally me. I have a distinct memory (from when I was about 8) of bringing my portable record player over to my friends house in Yonkers & listening to records that I checked out of our town library. CDs were totally available at that time but, no, I just had to be some weird ass Wes Anderson character. That being said... You haven’t lived until you’ve listened to the Swedish import pressing of Disney’s Jungle Book through a direct drive turntable with a diamond needle at 33 1/3 RPM

LMFAO - I was 8! What is wrong with me?!