Is Liking Tiny Homes Basic? I Don’t Care. If I Had Powerball Money, I Would Buy A Huge Plot Of Land

Earf day wit grandma at the retirement community getting the garden plot sorted.

Don’t be jealous.

I got back on my board for the first time in like 5 years. I prolly didn’t look this cool (I can’t ride barefoot) but, I gotta say - I still carve it up pretty well.

Also, I’m no expert on Palestine but, my sister went there a few years back (she is an activist/documentarian) & she is close friends with many people over there. The whole situation is simply terrible.

John Alcorn, 1969

In elementary school it was a trend to bring in unfrosted cupcakes & everyone would create their own. I remembered this & decided that when it’s my birthday (actual date unknown - re: adopted) all my coworkers would be able to customize their very own donut. Like, I’ll eat pretty much any cake but, I could tell everyone was excited to create their own treat & it was like a cool gift to myself.

No one else seemed interested - I guess we’re just a couple of basic biotches

Remember when you could “dismiss” ads? Then, it all changed so, I would shitpost the ads b/c after I posted them (for some reason) those particular ads wouldn’t show up on my tl anymore...

Now, I’m too inundated with crazy ass ads that it doesn’t even seem worth it any more. Like, what the hell is up with these

Like, can you imagine waking up in the morning & a thick, fatty piss comes outta ya & yer like “Yes! This magical product worked! Good thing I calmed my tits a couple nights earlier...”

The story of a puppy who was cancelled...