Well If You Play The Piano You Should Actually Be Pretty Used To Hammers Arthur I Don’t Know Why You’re

what truly gets me about the "in the next life you should come visit my library" scene is that it's specifically an answer to Phainon wanting to learn more about the kremnoan language. yes they're bickering but it's also about wanting to understand Mydei better. and Mydei really says "if the world was kinder to us i'd tell you more about me. if we had more time i'd let you closer"

I love when John bullies Arthur,, the losers <33

Would have been 10x funnier if they added flashbacks to traumatic events then cut back to laughter. Anyways here's all his traumatic hole falls

I made this yet I have no one to share my vision with so I'll post it here (spoiler for Honkai newest thingy and Termina)

y'all know the "no beta" tag in ao3? like, how fandoms will make little jokes like (for example) the TMA fandom will usually do no beta we kayak like Tim

What would it be for the malevolent fandom??

...no beta we die like Faroe

A collection of nicknames/names/titles Kayne has called John and Arthur:

John:

- Hastur

- King

- He Who is Not to Be Named

- Lord of Carcosa

- Your (Arthur’s) better half

- Hastur’s Heart

- This yella fella/yellow fellow

- Lovable curmudgeon (who just wants a second chance)

- Darling

- Narrator

- Fair weathered friend

- Golden Boy

- Lemon Head

- Honey

Arthur Lester:

- My love

- Artie

- The little boy from Arkham that made it so

- Kiddo

- The kid

- The Investigator from Arkham

- Our little English rose

- Canary in a coal mine

Fuck ao3 is down I was using it to escape the creeping dread of reality

GOOD FUCKING LORD THE FUCKING MUSIC