Yoko: You Need To Tell Wednesfay You're In Love With Her. This Is Causing Me Pain.

I have seen many accounts for trans people who cannot afford their testosterone or the surgeries and they ask for monetary help, they are always GoFundMe's but I am Venezuelan and live in Colombia so I don't know how I can ask that kind of help (I cannot afford even the doctor's appointment, I am just taking T whenever I can and hopping nothing bad comes out of it) do any of you know how I can get monetary help for T, doctor appointments and/or surgery?

I am sorry if you find this post distasteful but I am really desperate and hope to get some help in this case...

fanfic at its core

I love The Golden Girls.

Enid: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not gonna like it.

Yoko: Just rip the bandage off.

Enid: It’s Wednesday.

Yoko: Put the bandage back on.

Me: What if I’m just faking my chronic pain? Maybe I should test it.

*moves hip in just the wrong way, screams in pain*

Me: Nope, definitely not faking it. Also, I should stop doing that.

*five minutes later*

Me: ….

Me: But what if I’m faking-

Wednesday’s Game

Wednesday: Since it’s my turn to host game night, I thought we could do something that’s not board games related.

Enid: This is exciting! Are we digging up buried treasures?!

Bianca: Yeah are we? Why are we all using shovels?

Yoko: And why do we need to wear masks?

Divina: And why do you have an hour glass? Is this a timed game?

Wednesday: It is. I have given you all a map to a certain location in Jericho where you each have to dig up your bodies.

Bianca: Wait….. our bodies?

Wednesday: Yes! When we begin, you all have exactly one hour to go to your spot and dig up your bodies and bring them back here for further instructions.

Yoko: WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS?!

Divina: This sounds like a crime!

Enid: Oohhh! I love competitive games!!!

Bianca: Oh god this isn’t worth it. I’m out.

Wednesday: Unfortunately you have to play. I have tipped off the Jericho police to the location of the bodies. And with each of those bodies I have placed evidence that goes back to each of you. If they dig up the bodies, you lose and they’ll probably arrest you. So be quick. Get there first or you lose.

Divina: What the fuck kind of game is this?!

Yoko: This doesn’t sound like a fun game.

Bianca: This is the last time we’re ever going to let you host a game night-

Wednesday flips the hour glass

Wednesday: And the game starts NOW!

Daisy: Not to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety.