Wednesday: Since it’s my turn to host game night, I thought we could do something that’s not board games related.
Enid: This is exciting! Are we digging up buried treasures?!
Bianca: Yeah are we? Why are we all using shovels?
Yoko: And why do we need to wear masks?
Divina: And why do you have an hour glass? Is this a timed game?
Wednesday: It is. I have given you all a map to a certain location in Jericho where you each have to dig up your bodies.
Bianca: Wait….. our bodies?
Wednesday: Yes! When we begin, you all have exactly one hour to go to your spot and dig up your bodies and bring them back here for further instructions.
Yoko: WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS?!
Divina: This sounds like a crime!
Enid: Oohhh! I love competitive games!!!
Bianca: Oh god this isn’t worth it. I’m out.
Wednesday: Unfortunately you have to play. I have tipped off the Jericho police to the location of the bodies. And with each of those bodies I have placed evidence that goes back to each of you. If they dig up the bodies, you lose and they’ll probably arrest you. So be quick. Get there first or you lose.
Divina: What the fuck kind of game is this?!
Yoko: This doesn’t sound like a fun game.
Bianca: This is the last time we’re ever going to let you host a game night-
Wednesday flips the hour glass
Wednesday: And the game starts NOW!
Enid: I honestly think Wednesday believes she's a cat sometimes.
Bianca, amused: What does she do, meow?
Enid: No, she likes to get up in high places and jump off them without a care in the world.
Bianca, laughing:
Enid:
Bianca: Wait, really?
Wednesday: Mark my words, Tanaka. I’ll get my revenge on you. Maybe not today or tomorrow. But when you least expect it.
Yoko nervous: Oh god.
-A few weeks later-
Enid runs into a desheveled Yoko in the hallway
Enid: Oh my god, Yoko. Are you okay? I haven’t seen you around, what’s up?
Yoko: Wednesday is gonna get back at me for what I did. I don’t know what or how but I haven’t been able to sleep for almost a month.
Enid: Uh Yoko I think-
Yoko runs away: I gotta go!!!!!
-In the room-
Enid: Wends? Are you ever going to get your revenge on Yoko?
Wednesday at her typewriter: I already have.
Wednesday looks back at Enid with an evil grin
Enid: Oh my god Wednesday!
Wednesday: Just a few more days okay? I just want her to suffer a little bit longer.
Wednesday: I’ve decided to take your advice about dealing with my enemies and kill them with kindness.
Enid: That’s really great, Willa. I’m so proud of you.
Wednesday: Apologies. I feel I wasn’t clear.
Wednesday, pulling out a massive hunting knife: Kindness is the name I gave my knife.
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