Wednesday: I’ve Decided To Take Your Advice About Dealing With My Enemies And Kill Them With Kindness.

The raven and siren sit in the kitchen drinking their tea as they watch Wednesday’s daughter and friend constructing something in the backyard.

Bianca: What are they doing out there?

Wednesday: Oh it’s some science experiment for school.

Bianca: Does it have to involve a lot of fireworks?

Wednesday: It was actually my idea.

Bianca: Of course it was. By the way I was meaning to ask….

Wednesday: Yeah?

Bianca: So she’s your daughter. You and Enid’s?

Wednesday: Correct.

Bianca: How…. how did that happen exactly?

Wednesday: Oh I’m glad you asked. You see-

-Outside-

Wenclair Daughter: LETS LIGHT THIS SUCKER!

Yokovina Daughter: Shouldn’t we be wearing some kind of protective gear or something?!

Wenclair Daughter: Pfftt maybe you can. That’s no fun. Alright, let’s do this. *lights up the fireworks*

-Inside-

Bianca: That’s….. interesting.

Wednesday: Interesting indeed.

Bianca: Was that the same thing with Yoko and Divina’s daughter?

Wednesday: Oh well that’s different. You see they-

*EXPLOSION*

The two run out of the house to check on the girls in the backyard.

Bianca: What happened?!

Wenclair Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.

Yokovina Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.

Wednesday: *shaking her head* I told you you were doing it wrong.

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So, I don't even know if anyone will ever see this post and pay attention to it, but I am currently almost a week without my antidepressants and I have started to go down the rabbit hole of thinking I'll never be able to get top surgery or any kind of surgery... I am barely able to buy the testosterone without going to doctors appointment, I don't even know if doing that will unalive me but I rather die trying to be who I want than live miserable...

Enid: Yoko, we need your help with something.

Yoko: Great. Who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule.

Yoko: But that rule is negotiable if the kids a dick.