The raven and siren sit in the kitchen drinking their tea as they watch Wednesday’s daughter and friend constructing something in the backyard.
Bianca: What are they doing out there?
Wednesday: Oh it’s some science experiment for school.
Bianca: Does it have to involve a lot of fireworks?
Wednesday: It was actually my idea.
Bianca: Of course it was. By the way I was meaning to ask….
Wednesday: Yeah?
Bianca: So she’s your daughter. You and Enid’s?
Wednesday: Correct.
Bianca: How…. how did that happen exactly?
Wednesday: Oh I’m glad you asked. You see-
-Outside-
Wenclair Daughter: LETS LIGHT THIS SUCKER!
Yokovina Daughter: Shouldn’t we be wearing some kind of protective gear or something?!
Wenclair Daughter: Pfftt maybe you can. That’s no fun. Alright, let’s do this. *lights up the fireworks*
-Inside-
Bianca: That’s….. interesting.
Wednesday: Interesting indeed.
Bianca: Was that the same thing with Yoko and Divina’s daughter?
Wednesday: Oh well that’s different. You see they-
The two run out of the house to check on the girls in the backyard.
Bianca: What happened?!
Wenclair Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.
Yokovina Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.
Wednesday: *shaking her head* I told you you were doing it wrong.
Enid: I think you’d probably survive a zombie apocalypse.
Wednesday: Awww that’s so sweet, Mi Amor. Is it because of my survival instincts?
Enid: No it’s because you’re already so dead inside you’ll fit in with the zombies!
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Okay good point.
Wednesday: Since it’s my turn to host game night, I thought we could do something that’s not board games related.
Enid: This is exciting! Are we digging up buried treasures?!
Bianca: Yeah are we? Why are we all using shovels?
Yoko: And why do we need to wear masks?
Divina: And why do you have an hour glass? Is this a timed game?
Wednesday: It is. I have given you all a map to a certain location in Jericho where you each have to dig up your bodies.
Bianca: Wait….. our bodies?
Wednesday: Yes! When we begin, you all have exactly one hour to go to your spot and dig up your bodies and bring them back here for further instructions.
Yoko: WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS?!
Divina: This sounds like a crime!
Enid: Oohhh! I love competitive games!!!
Bianca: Oh god this isn’t worth it. I’m out.
Wednesday: Unfortunately you have to play. I have tipped off the Jericho police to the location of the bodies. And with each of those bodies I have placed evidence that goes back to each of you. If they dig up the bodies, you lose and they’ll probably arrest you. So be quick. Get there first or you lose.
Divina: What the fuck kind of game is this?!
Yoko: This doesn’t sound like a fun game.
Bianca: This is the last time we’re ever going to let you host a game night-
Wednesday flips the hour glass
Wednesday: And the game starts NOW!
“Wife-Guys” don’t exist. There’s Gomez Addams and then there are liars.
Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”
Thank you so much, I know it is a long way but I will keep trying until I succeed
So, I don't even know if anyone will ever see this post and pay attention to it, but I am currently almost a week without my antidepressants and I have started to go down the rabbit hole of thinking I'll never be able to get top surgery or any kind of surgery... I am barely able to buy the testosterone without going to doctors appointment, I don't even know if doing that will unalive me but I rather die trying to be who I want than live miserable...
Hey people, just wanted to show you some of what I believe are my best pictures I have taken ( I recently changed phones and these are the recent ones I have, I had better ones) any way, let me know what you think of them, I also have pictures I have taken of me and of my gf that I believe are 100% better than these, I work better with a model haha. Let me know if you would like to see those too!