Ah Yes, The 3 Genders. Male, Female, And “what The Fuck Are You, A Cop?”

Enid walks into the room to find Yoko hung upside down from the ceiling

Enid: *sighs* Do I want to ask?

Wednesday: Hi love. Don’t mind her. I’m just testing her bat like abilities.

Yoko sick: Wednesday for the last time I’m a vampire not a BAT.

Enid: Isn’t that the same thing?

Wednesday: Yeah, isn’t that the same thing?

Yoko: NO! No! No……. maybe?

Divina walks in

Divina: Ha ha ha. Like a bat!

Yoko: Damn it babe!

Enid: What the hell is this?!

Wednesday: It’s one of the saw traps from that movie we watched. I didn’t believe for a second that they work like they did.

Enid: Oh god Wends, please tell me you’re not going through with this.

Wednesday: Babe do you take me for some kind of a masochist?

Enid:

Enid: Well-

Wednesday: DONT answer that. Of course I’m going to test it on someone else.

Enid: Who?!

-Yokovina’s Room-

Yoko: *looks at her phone* Huh. It’s so late, I wonder why Wednesday wants me to go to her room.

Divina looks at her DVD stack of Saw movies

Divina: Babe, I love you so much please don’t go.

Enid: I think you’d probably survive a zombie apocalypse.

Wednesday: Awww that’s so sweet, Mi Amor. Is it because of my survival instincts?

Enid: No it’s because you’re already so dead inside you’ll fit in with the zombies!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Okay good point.

Has this been done yet guys

Me: What if I’m just faking my chronic pain? Maybe I should test it.

*moves hip in just the wrong way, screams in pain*

Me: Nope, definitely not faking it. Also, I should stop doing that.

*five minutes later*

Me: ….

Me: But what if I’m faking-

I need closure with this fic! Sometimes I go back and read it all over again in hopes to have a new chapter

IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS 😭😭😭

"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me