"that Ship Isn't Canon! That Character Isn't Gay!" Well Thats Not What The Voices Told Me

Yoko: You need to tell Wednesfay you're in love with her. This is causing me pain.

Enid, crocheting a sweater: I have told her.

Yoko: Really, when?

Enid: Well not told her but I made her a sweater, I think she got the hint.

Yoko: Enid- I swear.

Enid: What the hell is this?!

Wednesday: It’s one of the saw traps from that movie we watched. I didn’t believe for a second that they work like they did.

Enid: Oh god Wends, please tell me you’re not going through with this.

Wednesday: Babe do you take me for some kind of a masochist?

Enid:

Enid: Well-

Wednesday: DONT answer that. Of course I’m going to test it on someone else.

Enid: Who?!

-Yokovina’s Room-

Yoko: *looks at her phone* Huh. It’s so late, I wonder why Wednesday wants me to go to her room.

Divina looks at her DVD stack of Saw movies

Divina: Babe, I love you so much please don’t go.

Enid: I think you’d probably survive a zombie apocalypse.

Wednesday: Awww that’s so sweet, Mi Amor. Is it because of my survival instincts?

Enid: No it’s because you’re already so dead inside you’ll fit in with the zombies!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Okay good point.

Original comic by Rasenth

*sees two emotionally fucked up people who should be in therapy* what if they kissed

Wednesday and Enid supporting each other's neurodivergency:

- When one of the Nightshades cracks a joke that Wednesday struggles to get, Enid quietly leans over and explains the punchline and the modern vernacular if necessary. It makes her feel much less left out.

- Wednesday praises Enid for finishing homework and chores on time. "Well done, ma lumière. I knew you could do it."

- Enid pulls Wednesday in for long, tight hugs when she's overly agitated. She speaks in a low, soothing voice about her day to calm the seer's nerves.

- Wednesday finds that head scratches are the best way to quell the wolf's restlessness. It acts like a reboot button for her brain.

- Enid navigates social situations on her girlfriend's behalf when she's too tired or overwhelmed to speak. She learns to read Wednesday's body language when she's close to shutdown.

- Wednesday leaves colorful post-it notes for Enid when an important event is coming up. She learns to be a little more flexible and gives Enid space to complete things in her own time.

- They hold each other at night to combat their shared struggles with insomnia.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude