Enid walks into the room to find Yoko hung upside down from the ceiling
Enid: *sighs* Do I want to ask?
Wednesday: Hi love. Don’t mind her. I’m just testing her bat like abilities.
Yoko sick: Wednesday for the last time I’m a vampire not a BAT.
Enid: Isn’t that the same thing?
Wednesday: Yeah, isn’t that the same thing?
Yoko: NO! No! No……. maybe?
Divina walks in
Divina: Ha ha ha. Like a bat!
Yoko: Damn it babe!
Me: What if I’m just faking my chronic pain? Maybe I should test it.
*moves hip in just the wrong way, screams in pain*
Me: Nope, definitely not faking it. Also, I should stop doing that.
*five minutes later*
Me: ….
Me: But what if I’m faking-
*sees two emotionally fucked up people who should be in therapy* what if they kissed
“Wife-Guys” don’t exist. There’s Gomez Addams and then there are liars.
I have seen many accounts for trans people who cannot afford their testosterone or the surgeries and they ask for monetary help, they are always GoFundMe's but I am Venezuelan and live in Colombia so I don't know how I can ask that kind of help (I cannot afford even the doctor's appointment, I am just taking T whenever I can and hopping nothing bad comes out of it) do any of you know how I can get monetary help for T, doctor appointments and/or surgery?
I am sorry if you find this post distasteful but I am really desperate and hope to get some help in this case...
Has this been done yet guys
Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”