Lucas-stardust - Stardust

Enid: I think you’d probably survive a zombie apocalypse.

Wednesday: Awww that’s so sweet, Mi Amor. Is it because of my survival instincts?

Enid: No it’s because you’re already so dead inside you’ll fit in with the zombies!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Okay good point.

Me: What if I’m just faking my chronic pain? Maybe I should test it.

*moves hip in just the wrong way, screams in pain*

Me: Nope, definitely not faking it. Also, I should stop doing that.

*five minutes later*

Me: ….

Me: But what if I’m faking-

Wednesday: I have the sharpest memory here- name one time I forgot something!

Enid: You left me, Yoko and Bianca in a Walmart parking lot at 2am two days ago.

Wednesday: I did that on purpose. Try again.