Wednesday: I Have The Sharpest Memory Here- Name One Time I Forgot Something!

Wednesday: If I die during the operation, will you do one thing for me?

Enid: Anything sweetheart

Wednesday: Blow up the hospital

Enid:

Enid: Well, I said I'd do it, so I guess I'll have to

Wednesday: Mark my words, Tanaka. I’ll get my revenge on you. Maybe not today or tomorrow. But when you least expect it.

Yoko nervous: Oh god.

-A few weeks later-

Enid runs into a desheveled Yoko in the hallway

Enid: Oh my god, Yoko. Are you okay? I haven’t seen you around, what’s up?

Yoko: Wednesday is gonna get back at me for what I did. I don’t know what or how but I haven’t been able to sleep for almost a month.

Enid: Uh Yoko I think-

Yoko runs away: I gotta go!!!!!

-In the room-

Enid: Wends? Are you ever going to get your revenge on Yoko?

Wednesday at her typewriter: I already have.

Wednesday looks back at Enid with an evil grin

Enid: Oh my god Wednesday!

Wednesday: Just a few more days okay? I just want her to suffer a little bit longer.

Hey people, just wanted to show you some of what I believe are my best pictures I have taken ( I recently changed phones and these are the recent ones I have, I had better ones) any way, let me know what you think of them, I also have pictures I have taken of me and of my gf that I believe are 100% better than these, I work better with a model haha. Let me know if you would like to see those too!

I need closure with this fic! Sometimes I go back and read it all over again in hopes to have a new chapter

IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS 😭😭😭

Enid: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not gonna like it.

Yoko: Just rip the bandage off.

Enid: It’s Wednesday.

Yoko: Put the bandage back on.

*Enid is casually searching around the room*

Yoko: what’re you looking for?

Enid: My will to live.

*Wednesday walks into the room*

Enid: Oh, there it is.

The raven and siren sit in the kitchen drinking their tea as they watch Wednesday’s daughter and friend constructing something in the backyard.

Bianca: What are they doing out there?

Wednesday: Oh it’s some science experiment for school.

Bianca: Does it have to involve a lot of fireworks?

Wednesday: It was actually my idea.

Bianca: Of course it was. By the way I was meaning to ask….

Wednesday: Yeah?

Bianca: So she’s your daughter. You and Enid’s?

Wednesday: Correct.

Bianca: How…. how did that happen exactly?

Wednesday: Oh I’m glad you asked. You see-

-Outside-

Wenclair Daughter: LETS LIGHT THIS SUCKER!

Yokovina Daughter: Shouldn’t we be wearing some kind of protective gear or something?!

Wenclair Daughter: Pfftt maybe you can. That’s no fun. Alright, let’s do this. *lights up the fireworks*

-Inside-

Bianca: That’s….. interesting.

Wednesday: Interesting indeed.

Bianca: Was that the same thing with Yoko and Divina’s daughter?

Wednesday: Oh well that’s different. You see they-

*EXPLOSION*

The two run out of the house to check on the girls in the backyard.

Bianca: What happened?!

Wenclair Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.

Yokovina Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.

Wednesday: *shaking her head* I told you you were doing it wrong.

“Wife-Guys” don’t exist. There’s Gomez Addams and then there are liars.