Me: What if I’m just faking my chronic pain? Maybe I should test it.
*moves hip in just the wrong way, screams in pain*
Me: Nope, definitely not faking it. Also, I should stop doing that.
*five minutes later*
Me: ….
Me: But what if I’m faking-
Yoko: You need to tell Wednesfay you're in love with her. This is causing me pain.
Enid, crocheting a sweater: I have told her.
Yoko: Really, when?
Enid: Well not told her but I made her a sweater, I think she got the hint.
Yoko: Enid- I swear.
Weems: imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you've lost throughout your life.
Yoko: wow, my childhood innocence
Enid: and my will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Divina: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Wednesday: mental stability, my old friend!
Weems: *nervously* Okay girls, could ya lighten up a little?
I have seen many accounts for trans people who cannot afford their testosterone or the surgeries and they ask for monetary help, they are always GoFundMe's but I am Venezuelan and live in Colombia so I don't know how I can ask that kind of help (I cannot afford even the doctor's appointment, I am just taking T whenever I can and hopping nothing bad comes out of it) do any of you know how I can get monetary help for T, doctor appointments and/or surgery?
I am sorry if you find this post distasteful but I am really desperate and hope to get some help in this case...