If I Had A Nickel For Everytime I'm In A Fandom That Has A Sad Dad With The Sad Dad Hairstyle, I'd Have

I saw that people are making fan children of Blackheart and Ambrosius now. Thought I'd introduce my idea on how they had a kid in my version.

Brief summary: The Director decided to make a clone using Ballister Blackheart and Ambrosius Goldenloin's DNA in an attempt to create a next generation "perfect" hero.

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I was trying to make a Nimona au with Ballister being some powerful God (or Archon or Celestial or whatever you want to call it) only to realize that I accidentally made him like Raiden Ei...

I even made an a child oc for him that was abandoned like Scaramouche, but only Ballister didn't bring the puppet to life, someone else did and isn't aware about it while the puppet thought he abandoned them (I mean, he technically did, just not when they were brought to life)

(I don't actually have the game and I'm quite new to the Genshin Impact fandom, so correct me if I got the two character's story wrong...)

Nimona au and oc makers: *Peaceful with their aus and goldenheart fanchildren*

Me sitting quietly in my corner with my unfinished Nimona aus and currently working on two (maybe three?) goldenheart child:

Since @mvjerbs, @riririkinzi, and @ashfault made Goldenheart love child ocs I might as well too. I also love their designs!

I spent like 30 minutes on this please appreciate my meme

And yes Tim is trying desperately not to laugh his ass off

Source under the cut! (At least where I got it from)

Ballister: Explain to me why are you on the news right now?

Nimona: I had a fist fight with a news reporter

Ballister: What?! Why would you do that?!

Ambrosius: The more important question is, did you win?

When you suddenly get your period at the middle of your school event:

In my friend's case, our school's dance night...

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