After Their First Date...

After their first date...

Fred: “Let’s just keep things light and breezy, see where it goes.”

Hermione: “But how do we keep things light and breezy? I know! A comprehensive set of rules.”

Fred: “How am I attracted to you?”

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5 years ago

Prediction for next potc movie

Davy Jones:I killed you once Turner, I do not fear you

Will:Oh it's not me you're suposed to fear

Davy Jones:What?

Elizabeth:(in the distance) DAVY JONES!

Davy Jones:*looks to see Elizabeth swinging in with a sword in her hand and murder in her eyes*

Elizabeth:YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND!

Will:She's going to fuck you up

Davy Jones:*sighs* I know

5 years ago
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5 years ago

I honestly don’t get how some people can hate Josie. She’s always trying to take care of others at her own expense but the second she tries to do something for herself or wants attention for once, she’s labeled a manipulative bitch who’s only nice to people so they’ll take her side? What the fuck? Like god forbid she wants to exist outside of her sister but doesn’t know how to since “take care of Lizzie” has been shoved down her throat her whole life. Some of y’all have never been the invisible one and it really fucking shows.

(antis don’t interact)

5 years ago

Donna, about Hyde: He's a monster. Monsters don't have souls.

Jackie: Uh, have you ever seen Monsters Inc.?

5 years ago

Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.

5 years ago

Accident Prone

Based on this text post. Remus played by @asktheboywholived​.

Accident Prone
Accident Prone
Accident Prone
Accident Prone
Accident Prone
5 years ago

Now that Amelink drama is over, can we please end the Towen drama asap. Teddy loves Owen—she made that clear. Tom is just one mistake after another. I really can’t wait for her centric soon!

5 years ago

Tonks: You have no idea what I'm capable of!!

Remus: I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

5 years ago

Remus: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Tonks: Okay, but in my defense, Sirius bet me fifty galleons that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Remus: That’s not what I wanted to—

Remus: You drank SHAMPOO?

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