Now That Amelink Drama Is Over, Can We Please End The Towen Drama Asap. Teddy Loves Owen—she Made That

I have a headcannon that one night (sometime after the romoine wedding) the trio goes for a night out, gets drunk and the next morning only merlin knows how, but harry potter is now the adopted son of Mr and mrs Granger-Weasley

I kinda like it, maybe I'll write this later.....

Signs that you might be a Slytherin:

You like to take care of yourself but laziness is your best friend too. One day you have an Instagram make-up on, the next one you go to your classes in your pj’s

Not necessarily an asshole like the cliché; you don’t like injustice and don’t make fun of someone unless they deserve it

You won’t always voice your opinion, but it doesn’t make you a coward. You just know what to say, when to say it, and to whom.

The best strategy: never interrupt your enemy when they’re wrong, you might need that later

You’re this happy-go-lucky kind of person who will always make your friends laugh and be the extrovert one, when deep down you’re hiding your emotions and problems quite well

Cat person

Misunderstood. You might analyze social interactions around you because sometimes you don’t seem to fit in

People can talk shit about you but oh, one finger laid on your friends or family and they’re dead

Black eyeliner, black nail polish, black soul

Halsey (do I need to say more? She’s a genius)

Can read as much as Ravenclaw and if you really put your energy into it, you can be top of your class (but you knaaah, laziness)

Love piercings and tattoos; might have done the first one as a rebellion but then you really got into it. It’s art, to you

Shy around people you don’t know, then you become more confident

Sly smirks

Alternative rock music. Sometimes metal core when you feel like punching someone

I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

*In the Afterlife*

“Ah! Professor Binns! Welcome to the afterlife.”

“...Why am I not at Hogwarts?”

“Er...well, you see we are in the aft-”

“I want to go to Hogwarts”

“But sir-”

“I have a morning class tomorrow”

“Sir we can't-”

“I have an appointment with the headmaster to talk about the Goblin Mutiny of 1546”

“But-but sir, you'll have to be a ghost forever!”

“Did I fucking stutter”

Battle of Hogwarts

2nd May 1998

Raise your wand for the fallen 50

Ron: am I in trouble?

Hermione: have a guess.

Ron: no?

Hermione: have another guess.

Imagine dating me and then boom we just last forever and we’re both happy asf. Wild

Haven’t watched since it was announced that Justin was leaving the show, but I can honestly say that I would rather them kill Alex, kill Alex AND Jo, or just write them both off the show completely than to watch them assassinate his character and make up a reason as to why he would leave his wife.

is anyone inspired to write a ron weasley x reader fic? send me links or tag me in your writings! thank you

neville x reader fics are also appreciated!

Narcissa: It's dark... I'm scared

Lucius: Don't worry babe I got this

Lucius,stomps his foot on the ground

Lucius' sketchers light up:

ginny: my wand is 8 inches long and made of solid steel

ron: i think that wand is a knife

ginny: what are you talking about it’s my wand

ron: what spells can you cast with it

ginny: stab