Haven’t Watched Since It Was Announced That Justin Was Leaving The Show, But I Can Honestly Say That

Das a mood!!!!

Me: “I love this fic! Can’t wait for the next update!”

Fanfiction: “Updated: 1965-06-04.”

Healer:You don’t have that much time to relax the other baby should be along in a minute.

Molly: I’m sorry who should be along in what now?

Healer:The next baby should be along in a minute…they’re twins…

Arthur: We only ordered one.

[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: You will soon gain something you have always desired.]

MASTERLIST– 100+ ENTRIES

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GEORGE WEASLEY

nightmare {george x reader}

itch {george x reader}

flu {george x reader}

just friends {george x reader}

thief {george weasley oneshot}

squish {platonic! george x reader}

handsome {george x ftm reader}

malkin { george x reader}

wonderland {george x reader}

newlyweds {george x reader}

couch {george x reader}

what he looks for {george hc}

sleep {george x reader, fred}

beach {platnoic! george x nb! reader}

pining {george x reader}

orange bitters {george x reader}

bed {george x reader}

view {george x reader}

fireworks {platonic! fred, george, reader}

period {george hc}

college {george hc}

pranksters {george hc}

statue {george hc}

grey {george x reader}

cold medicine {george, fred}

false {george x reader}

second {george x reader}

textbook {george x reader}

love poems {george x reader}

handsy {george x reader}

gifts {weasley family}

terrified {george x reader}

pillow talk {george x reader}

hot {george x oc}

lovely {george x oc}

fluent {george x oc}

MUTE {GEORGE X READER} – complete!

pt 1 | pt 2

MARRY ME {GEORGE X READER} – complete!

prologue | pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4 | pt 5 | epilogue| bonus chapter 1 | bonus chapter 2 | bonus chapter 3 | poem

FOR THE BIRDS {GEORGE X READER}

pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | bonus chapter 1 | bonus chapter 2

FRED WEASLEY

dress {fred x reader}

kiss {fred x reader}

tongue {fred x reader}

insecure {fred x reader}

hit and miss {fred x reader}

trust {fred x reader}

care of magical creatures {fred x reader}

what he looks for {fred hc}

qp {platonic! fred x reader}

tickle {fred x reader}

sleep {fred, george x reader}

spit {fred x reader}

fireworks {platonic! fred, george, reader}

period {fred hc}

college {fred hc}

pranksters {fred hc}

statue {fred hc}

foster parent {fred hc}

durmstrang {fred x reader}

cold medicine {george, fred}

snow day {fred x reader}

truth {fred x hermione}

forbidden forest {fred x hermione}

dare {fred x hermione}

tomorrow {fred x reader}

ferris wheel {fred x reader}

tongue tied {fred x reader}

gifts {weasley family}

headcanon {platonic!fred x vampire reader}

squash {platonic!fred x reader}

aro fred headcanon

jealous {fred x oc}

vampire {fred headcanons}

DRACO MALFOY

sick {draco x reader}

easy road {draco x reader}

wise {draco x reader}

arrogant {draco x reader}

piano {draco x reader}

not yet {draco x reader}

teasing {draco x reader}

corrupted {draco x oc}

carmen {draco x reader}

birthday {draco x oc}

stop {draco x reader}

HARRY POTTER

snapped {harry x reader}

heartless {harry x reader}

lost {harry x oc}

REMUS LUPIN

scared {remus x reader}

hearing aids {remus x reader}

love her {remus x reader}

bambi {marauders drabble}

period {remus hc}

jealous {remus hc}

home visits {remus x oc}

major {remus hc}

love {remus x oc}

LYCANTHROPY BETA VERSION, ORIGINALS

pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3

LYCANTHROPY {REMUS X READER}

pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3

JAMES POTTER

period {james hc}

jealous {james hc}

major {james hc}

SIRIUS BLACK

period {sirius hc}

mine {sirius x reader}

jealous {sirius hc}

major {sirius hc}

king {sirius x oc}

bite me {sirius x oc}

PETER PETTIGREW

period {peter hc}

jealous {peter hc}

major {peter hc}

REGULUS BLACK

jealous {regulus hc}

major {regulus hc}

meeting the family {regulus x oc}

HERMIONE GRANGER

truth {hermione x fred}

forbidden forest { hermione x fred}

dare {fred x hermione}

GILDEROY LOCKHART

yule ball {gilderoy x reader}

misc. headcanons {gilderoy hc}

GINNY WEASLEY

new life {ginny x reader}

gifts {weasley family}

ARTHUR WEASLEY

gifts {weasley family}

MOLLY WEASLEY

gifts {weasley family}

RON WEASLEY

gifts {weasley family}

PERCY WEASLEY

gifts {weasley family}

CHARLIE WEASLEY

gifts {weasley family}

BILL WEASLEY

gifts {weasley family}

OTHER

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guardian to be

Hermione: Guys, I'm not sure you're allowed to do that.

George: Don't worry about it.

Hermione: But it's against the rules!

Fred: Don't worry love, we have permission. *hands her a piece of paper*

Hermione: This is just a scrap of paper that says "we do what we want".

Lily: *holding baby Harry for the first time*

James: Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. This is Harry. Harry, this is everybody

Remus: Oh god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these

Sirius: I know, I still am one of these!

One day my life will not revolve around fictional characters.

Today is not that day.

I want to write something about this now

Amy, at a crime scene with Jake: Anything?

Jake: The guy shops at Costco.

Amy, exasperated: Anything useful?

Hello Headcanonsandmore!! Could you provide some sexy Romione Headcanos pls??

Hello! Yes, of course! Hope you like these! 

Ron’s first… saucy dream about Hermione happened during the time she was staying at the Burrow before fourth year. The first time he saw her after having the dream, he was terrified she’d realise that he’d thought about her in that way, and avoided looking her in the eye. Luckily, this was during the time Hermione was falling for him, so she couldn’t quite look him in the eye either and never noticed his awkwardness. 

Hermione’s first saucy dream about Ron happened sometime during the start of fifth year. Their prefects rounds (with the increased amount of time they spent alone together during them) had an effect on her unconscious mind, causing various night-time imaginings of her and Ron in some quiet corner of Hogwarts. She was incredibly ashamed about it at first, but became less so over time. 

Hermione walked in on Ron having a bath in the prefects bathroom in the second half of their fifth year. He didn’t realise she was there, but she was unable to tear her eyes away from him. After sneaking out of the bathroom without Ron realising, Hermione spent the next few weeks unable to dream of anything except Ron surrounded by soap suds. 

Ron spent most of his teenage years deliberately avoiding staring at Hermione’s chest. Surprisingly, she never realised. Possibly because she spent so much time avoiding staring at his bum.  

Their first time together was after the war, at The Burrow. Due to the crowded house, many of their first s*xual encounters were in hidden places around the Burrow and it’s orchard. 

The first month they were living together, they had a rule of “no clothes before midday”. After the kids left for Hogwarts, this rule came back into effect. 

Aside from their children’s bedrooms, every single room of their house has been the setting of various very fun times. 

Hugo got his name because Hermione got carried away with Ron in the Victor Hugo section of the French National Library. Ron was wearing a waistcoat and sleeves-rolled-up-to-the-elbow, which (as I’m sure you’re all aware) is hot s*x incarnate. Or -at least- that’s what Hermione thinks. 

Surprisingly, Ron and Hermione are the only couple out of their friend group to have never been walked in on during the skiddly-pooping. It might have been due to their first encounters being in The Burrow, but they always remember to put locks and silencing charms up. 

After their honeymoon, Hermione had a hitch in her step that lasted for several days. But she wasn’t complaining. 

Ron is rather adept with his hands. As Hermione knows very well. 

When Ron first grew his beard, Hermione threw her arms around him, and … well, let’s just say Ron decided to never shave again. 

Hermione has a thing about libraries. Or -rather- going to libraries with Ron. Many enjoyable memories have been created. 

Ron has a ridiculous amount of stamina. They think it might be due to his passion for his wife combining with his Quidditch fitness, but -whatever it is- Hermione has no complaints. 

Ron and Hermione disappeared halfway through their own wedding reception, and returned two hours later looking very pleased with themselves. 

Hermione was worried about losing her figure after Rose and Hugo were born. Ron -by contrast- found her just as gorgeous (if not more so) afterwards. As he readily proved to her at any given opportunity. 

Ron loves Hermione’s hair. Whether she’s brushing it, shaking it, attempting to tie it back, whatever. The first time he saw her in a towel (with her hair still wet from the shower), his passion was so great that … well, she had to have another shower sometime later. 

Hermione adores Ron’s freckles. Tracing lines through them, counting them, making patterns with them, anything. She often tries to do a tally of them, but always ends up getting distracted. Not that Ron minds.  

Hermione has no tolerance for alcohol. After a few drinks, she becomes incredibly saucy, and Ron has to hurriedly take her home before she ends up going into detail about what her and Ron do behind closed doors. 

On some occasions, Hermione has been so… happy that she has had to ask Ron to stop just so she can recover. Like I said, he’s got a lot of stamina. 

Their bathroom has ministry-grade silencing charms. This has come in handy when the in-laws pop over on a surprise visit. 

Hope you liked these, anon!