[A White Fortune Cookie Paper With Black Text On The Front And An Icon Of A Bee. It Reads: You Will Soon

We saved our honeymoon!

Ugh the producers are working hard this season

Healer:You don’t have that much time to relax the other baby should be along in a minute.

Molly: I’m sorry who should be along in what now?

Healer:The next baby should be along in a minute…they’re twins…

Arthur: We only ordered one.

harry potter is a canonically a dumbass so anyone you ship him with automatically becomes a moronsexual thank u for coming to my TED talk

I’m not sure I’ll be watching grey’s anatomy anymore

Just something I noticed

Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, chapter twenty-one ‘The Unknowable Room’;

“‘Ah, no!’ said Ron, staring horror-struck at the parchment. ‘Don’t say I’ll have to write the whole thing out again!’

‘It’s OK, we can fix it,’ said Hermione, pulling the essay towards her and taking out her wand.

‘I love you, Hermione’, said Ron, sinking back into his chair, rubbing his eyes wearily.

Hermione turned faintly pink”

This bit is just adorable. Ron says this almost without thinking, and Hermione gets quite surprised by it, considering that a few days ago, the two were barely speaking to each other.

I can just imagine Hermione being shocked and trying not to freak out, and Harry being like…

It’s happening…

Signs that you might be a Slytherin:

You like to take care of yourself but laziness is your best friend too. One day you have an Instagram make-up on, the next one you go to your classes in your pj’s

Not necessarily an asshole like the cliché; you don’t like injustice and don’t make fun of someone unless they deserve it

You won’t always voice your opinion, but it doesn’t make you a coward. You just know what to say, when to say it, and to whom.

The best strategy: never interrupt your enemy when they’re wrong, you might need that later

You’re this happy-go-lucky kind of person who will always make your friends laugh and be the extrovert one, when deep down you’re hiding your emotions and problems quite well

Cat person

Misunderstood. You might analyze social interactions around you because sometimes you don’t seem to fit in

People can talk shit about you but oh, one finger laid on your friends or family and they’re dead

Black eyeliner, black nail polish, black soul

Halsey (do I need to say more? She’s a genius)

Can read as much as Ravenclaw and if you really put your energy into it, you can be top of your class (but you knaaah, laziness)

Love piercings and tattoos; might have done the first one as a rebellion but then you really got into it. It’s art, to you

Shy around people you don’t know, then you become more confident

Sly smirks

Alternative rock music. Sometimes metal core when you feel like punching someone

Thanks satan!!

41. Newborn Teddy Lupin sleeping between Remus and Tonks, who are both embracing him in their interlocked arms. The entire night was consisted of them whispering to Teddy and each other about the care-free lives that they’ll all have one day after the war ended.

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Me: I ship Rilaya

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Me: I ship Remadora

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Me: I ship Captain Swan

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Me: Alright, what the fuck