Healer:You Don’t Have That Much Time To Relax The Other Baby Should Be Along In A Minute.

Now that Amelink drama is over, can we please end the Towen drama asap. Teddy loves Owen—she made that clear. Tom is just one mistake after another. I really can’t wait for her centric soon!

Signs that you might be a Slytherin:

You like to take care of yourself but laziness is your best friend too. One day you have an Instagram make-up on, the next one you go to your classes in your pj’s

Not necessarily an asshole like the cliché; you don’t like injustice and don’t make fun of someone unless they deserve it

You won’t always voice your opinion, but it doesn’t make you a coward. You just know what to say, when to say it, and to whom.

The best strategy: never interrupt your enemy when they’re wrong, you might need that later

You’re this happy-go-lucky kind of person who will always make your friends laugh and be the extrovert one, when deep down you’re hiding your emotions and problems quite well

Cat person

Misunderstood. You might analyze social interactions around you because sometimes you don’t seem to fit in

People can talk shit about you but oh, one finger laid on your friends or family and they’re dead

Black eyeliner, black nail polish, black soul

Halsey (do I need to say more? She’s a genius)

Can read as much as Ravenclaw and if you really put your energy into it, you can be top of your class (but you knaaah, laziness)

Love piercings and tattoos; might have done the first one as a rebellion but then you really got into it. It’s art, to you

Shy around people you don’t know, then you become more confident

Sly smirks

Alternative rock music. Sometimes metal core when you feel like punching someone

I know this is a low blow, but I had to do it (? Hope you like it!!

When I see my favorite angsty fic has just been updated:

Fred and hermione are basically just Jake peralta and Amy Santiago

“The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.”

— Rumi (via goodreadss)

Haven’t watched since it was announced that Justin was leaving the show, but I can honestly say that I would rather them kill Alex, kill Alex AND Jo, or just write them both off the show completely than to watch them assassinate his character and make up a reason as to why he would leave his wife.

Neville: Why are people so obsessed with top and bottom? Honestly I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed

Ginny:

Luna:

Ginny: I’m gonna tell him

Luna: No you’re not

Sirius: Can you make a sentence without using the letter ‘A’?

Remus: You thought you just did something, didn’t you? Well, I’m sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Sirius : Remus, whot the fuck.