Ugh The Producers Are Working Hard This Season

THE Doctor seEEYS I ain’ never gonna wALk agEEN.

not even on crUTCHEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

Hermione: i need a three-letter word for unorganised. and a 5 letter word for oblivious.

Ginny: ron and harry

harry: o-OKAY FIRST OF ALL-

So I think that teddy and Vic kind of were dating when they were your very much puppy love when Rita skeeter wroote the paper she did on them snoggging. I think they broke up after like a year still messed around with each other (friends with benefits) they were actually really good friends that went to each other all the time yes some awkwardness at first obvi. Then during the kings cross scene not totally together they agree to hold off but everything came to one big explosion once she’s finished at Hogwarts of life’s gonna be in our way whether or not we’re at school or a job or whatever else, we’re either together or we’re not and the rest is history

i just had to share liz and avan being on the front page of netflix like that. look at them legends :’)

Some free advice on #coronavirus

Do you guys thing birth control work on magic folks like if hermione we’re taking a muggle prescribed birth control would it actually protect her from being pregnant or would she have to take a wizarding world birth control

Real world questions

jeddy vs scorbus

james: talk dirty to me

teddy: oh you know i will ;)

vs

scorpius: talk dirty to me

albus: the dishes

albus: please scorpius they haven’t been washed

Hello Headcanonsandmore!! Could you provide some sexy Romione Headcanos pls??

Hello! Yes, of course! Hope you like these! 

Ron’s first… saucy dream about Hermione happened during the time she was staying at the Burrow before fourth year. The first time he saw her after having the dream, he was terrified she’d realise that he’d thought about her in that way, and avoided looking her in the eye. Luckily, this was during the time Hermione was falling for him, so she couldn’t quite look him in the eye either and never noticed his awkwardness. 

Hermione’s first saucy dream about Ron happened sometime during the start of fifth year. Their prefects rounds (with the increased amount of time they spent alone together during them) had an effect on her unconscious mind, causing various night-time imaginings of her and Ron in some quiet corner of Hogwarts. She was incredibly ashamed about it at first, but became less so over time. 

Hermione walked in on Ron having a bath in the prefects bathroom in the second half of their fifth year. He didn’t realise she was there, but she was unable to tear her eyes away from him. After sneaking out of the bathroom without Ron realising, Hermione spent the next few weeks unable to dream of anything except Ron surrounded by soap suds. 

Ron spent most of his teenage years deliberately avoiding staring at Hermione’s chest. Surprisingly, she never realised. Possibly because she spent so much time avoiding staring at his bum.  

Their first time together was after the war, at The Burrow. Due to the crowded house, many of their first s*xual encounters were in hidden places around the Burrow and it’s orchard. 

The first month they were living together, they had a rule of “no clothes before midday”. After the kids left for Hogwarts, this rule came back into effect. 

Aside from their children’s bedrooms, every single room of their house has been the setting of various very fun times. 

Hugo got his name because Hermione got carried away with Ron in the Victor Hugo section of the French National Library. Ron was wearing a waistcoat and sleeves-rolled-up-to-the-elbow, which (as I’m sure you’re all aware) is hot s*x incarnate. Or -at least- that’s what Hermione thinks. 

Surprisingly, Ron and Hermione are the only couple out of their friend group to have never been walked in on during the skiddly-pooping. It might have been due to their first encounters being in The Burrow, but they always remember to put locks and silencing charms up. 

After their honeymoon, Hermione had a hitch in her step that lasted for several days. But she wasn’t complaining. 

Ron is rather adept with his hands. As Hermione knows very well. 

When Ron first grew his beard, Hermione threw her arms around him, and … well, let’s just say Ron decided to never shave again. 

Hermione has a thing about libraries. Or -rather- going to libraries with Ron. Many enjoyable memories have been created. 

Ron has a ridiculous amount of stamina. They think it might be due to his passion for his wife combining with his Quidditch fitness, but -whatever it is- Hermione has no complaints. 

Ron and Hermione disappeared halfway through their own wedding reception, and returned two hours later looking very pleased with themselves. 

Hermione was worried about losing her figure after Rose and Hugo were born. Ron -by contrast- found her just as gorgeous (if not more so) afterwards. As he readily proved to her at any given opportunity. 

Ron loves Hermione’s hair. Whether she’s brushing it, shaking it, attempting to tie it back, whatever. The first time he saw her in a towel (with her hair still wet from the shower), his passion was so great that … well, she had to have another shower sometime later. 

Hermione adores Ron’s freckles. Tracing lines through them, counting them, making patterns with them, anything. She often tries to do a tally of them, but always ends up getting distracted. Not that Ron minds.  

Hermione has no tolerance for alcohol. After a few drinks, she becomes incredibly saucy, and Ron has to hurriedly take her home before she ends up going into detail about what her and Ron do behind closed doors. 

On some occasions, Hermione has been so… happy that she has had to ask Ron to stop just so she can recover. Like I said, he’s got a lot of stamina. 

Their bathroom has ministry-grade silencing charms. This has come in handy when the in-laws pop over on a surprise visit. 

Hope you liked these, anon! 

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

Prediction for next potc movie

Davy Jones:I killed you once Turner, I do not fear you

Will:Oh it's not me you're suposed to fear

Davy Jones:What?

Elizabeth:(in the distance) DAVY JONES!

Davy Jones:*looks to see Elizabeth swinging in with a sword in her hand and murder in her eyes*

Elizabeth:YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND!

Will:She's going to fuck you up

Davy Jones:*sighs* I know