I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
*In the Afterlife*
“Ah! Professor Binns! Welcome to the afterlife.”
“...Why am I not at Hogwarts?”
“Er...well, you see we are in the aft-”
“I want to go to Hogwarts”
“But sir-”
“I have a morning class tomorrow”
“Sir we can't-”
“I have an appointment with the headmaster to talk about the Goblin Mutiny of 1546”
“But-but sir, you'll have to be a ghost forever!”
“Did I fucking stutter”
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harry potter is a canonically a dumbass so anyone you ship him with automatically becomes a moronsexual thank u for coming to my TED talk
A storyline you would want for Alex
Ooh good question! This is so hard cause I have like 50 million storylines I’ve dreamt for Alex but I would love a complete Alex centric that flashes between his childhood with his siblings, a day with a patient he’s grown close with, and his life now with Jo and their baby, and have it all tie in together. Also I know this one is probably unpopular but I would love for Izzie to come back, not to interrupt anything for Jolex but I think it would be kind of a way for Alex to get closure and kind of a chance for the roles to be reversed where he has to lean on Jo for support.
What a fucking savage dumbledore is like I’m rereading poa and it’s Christmas lunch or whatever and he offers the end of a cracker ( noise maker) to snape and when they pull it apart that fucking hat with the vulture comes out like damn he really did that shit to him after being embarrassed all term from it
Haven’t watched since it was announced that Justin was leaving the show, but I can honestly say that I would rather them kill Alex, kill Alex AND Jo, or just write them both off the show completely than to watch them assassinate his character and make up a reason as to why he would leave his wife.
Me: I love angst!
Content: *has angst*
Me: yo wtf
Booty Call
Based on this text post. Remus played by @asktheboywholived.
Andromeda : I am marrying the muggle born
Andromeda : my daughter can marry whoever she wants!
*nymph comes home with remus*
Andromeda : Absolutely not ! He's a werewolf
Ted : .....
ginny: my wand is 8 inches long and made of solid steel
ron: i think that wand is a knife
ginny: what are you talking about it’s my wand
ron: what spells can you cast with it
ginny: stab
Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.
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