Booty Call

Harry: On a scale of one to ten, you’re a nine, because I’m the one you need.

Draco: I’m a ten.

Harry: No, it’s a pickup lin-

Draco: I. Am. A. Ten.

When you find a completed fic with perfect spelling and a beautiful plot

I don't think it had anything to do with Krista wanting to keep Camilla, I think Camilla wanted to stay and they had to write in a storyline that appeases that. I don't think Camilla should of lost her job because Justin wanted to leave. But I do know the majority of jolex fans wanted Camilla to leave. Which I don't think is very fair personally but I understand where they are coming from.

Camilla should definitely not have to leave just because Justin did. She can make her own decisions about her career. The problem is now I’m sure people are going to blame her for the ending because she didn’t leave. They SHOULD blame the writers for being lazy and not writing a satisfying ending that doesn’t negate years of character development and an entire relationship. Jo deserved better and she shouldn’t have only been able to get it by Camilla losing her job.

Thanks satan!!

41. Newborn Teddy Lupin sleeping between Remus and Tonks, who are both embracing him in their interlocked arms. The entire night was consisted of them whispering to Teddy and each other about the care-free lives that they’ll all have one day after the war ended.

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Do you guys thing birth control work on magic folks like if hermione we’re taking a muggle prescribed birth control would it actually protect her from being pregnant or would she have to take a wizarding world birth control

Real world questions

Fluer: bill look away, i'm hideous

Harry: am i supposed to pretend i didn't just hear that?

Hermione: i need a three-letter word for unorganised. and a 5 letter word for oblivious.

Ginny: ron and harry

harry: o-OKAY FIRST OF ALL-

Hermione 99.9% of the time

Salad Bowls

Remus: I’ve learned many things in life but one of the most important things is that when making salad, you must always make it in a larger bowl than you think you’ll need. Tonks: …it doesn’t matter what size bowl I make it in, Remus, it’ll always end up on fire… somehow. I don’t even know how! I put it in a perfectly good pan on sizzle for five minutes! Remus:…that’s…your problem…