Not All Heroes Wear Capes??? Yeah, That’s Because Some Of Us Listened To Edna Mode, You Buffoon™.

tori : *kisses jade’s boyfriend*

beck : *kisses tori while in a relationship with jade*

also tori : why doesn’t she like me?

also beck : why don’t you trust me being around other girls?

every victorious fan in their right mind : mAyBe bEcAuSe yA’Ll aRe cHeAtInG wHoRes ?!? 

A visit home.

Tonks by @sirussly​

Back at Andromeda’s house for the holidays, Teddy is standing in front of the bookcase where his grandmother keeps all the photos.

Teddy: How’s it…hanging. Uhm. Long time no see?

Teddy: Sooo..remember last time I came home during the holidays I told you how me and Vic were having troubles? Well. Uh.

Teddy: More than a crush, actually. And it’s kind of awkward because-

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i just had to share liz and avan being on the front page of netflix like that. look at them legends :’)

Neville: Why are people so obsessed with top and bottom? Honestly I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed

Ginny:

Luna:

Ginny: I’m gonna tell him

Luna: No you’re not

Can we just talk about how much I hate Tom Koracick

This is me enjoying my book

Everyone else bugging me and annoying me so I focus on everything but the damn book I’m annoyed as FUCK right now like seriously you’re quiet when I’m not focused on shit and all of a sudden you’re trying to talk to me every 2 seconds

But like on the other hand I love the people that are annoying me so I feel guilty for being annoyed 🥺🥺

Me: I love angst!

Content: *has angst*

Me: yo wtf

harry potter is a canonically a dumbass so anyone you ship him with automatically becomes a moronsexual thank u for coming to my TED talk

Signs that you might be a Slytherin:

You like to take care of yourself but laziness is your best friend too. One day you have an Instagram make-up on, the next one you go to your classes in your pj’s

Not necessarily an asshole like the cliché; you don’t like injustice and don’t make fun of someone unless they deserve it

You won’t always voice your opinion, but it doesn’t make you a coward. You just know what to say, when to say it, and to whom.

The best strategy: never interrupt your enemy when they’re wrong, you might need that later

You’re this happy-go-lucky kind of person who will always make your friends laugh and be the extrovert one, when deep down you’re hiding your emotions and problems quite well

Cat person

Misunderstood. You might analyze social interactions around you because sometimes you don’t seem to fit in

People can talk shit about you but oh, one finger laid on your friends or family and they’re dead

Black eyeliner, black nail polish, black soul

Halsey (do I need to say more? She’s a genius)

Can read as much as Ravenclaw and if you really put your energy into it, you can be top of your class (but you knaaah, laziness)

Love piercings and tattoos; might have done the first one as a rebellion but then you really got into it. It’s art, to you

Shy around people you don’t know, then you become more confident

Sly smirks

Alternative rock music. Sometimes metal core when you feel like punching someone

After their first date...

Fred: “Let’s just keep things light and breezy, see where it goes.”

Hermione: “But how do we keep things light and breezy? I know! A comprehensive set of rules.”

Fred: “How am I attracted to you?”