This Is Me Enjoying My Book

yo but what if alex lied to everyone and the only thing true is that he’s with izzie. not because he suddenly wanted to be with her or bc she had his kids, but because he’s terminally ill and going to die soon and asked her for help on how to deal with it?

so he wrote those letters to everyone to cope?

does my theory have holes like ‘but he told mer to visit’ or ‘he asked bailey for a recommendation’? yeah it does, but so has the entirety of this season so who really cares at this point?

I don't think it had anything to do with Krista wanting to keep Camilla, I think Camilla wanted to stay and they had to write in a storyline that appeases that. I don't think Camilla should of lost her job because Justin wanted to leave. But I do know the majority of jolex fans wanted Camilla to leave. Which I don't think is very fair personally but I understand where they are coming from.

Camilla should definitely not have to leave just because Justin did. She can make her own decisions about her career. The problem is now I’m sure people are going to blame her for the ending because she didn’t leave. They SHOULD blame the writers for being lazy and not writing a satisfying ending that doesn’t negate years of character development and an entire relationship. Jo deserved better and she shouldn’t have only been able to get it by Camilla losing her job.

the story of muggles and mayhem (1st edition)

My new headcanon is that wizards play ‘Muggles and Mayhem’ instead of Dungeons and Dragons. A conversation with the amazing @torestoreamends​ ensued and this was born 💛 @lytefoot​ if you don’t have additions to this, I’m a woolly bladder.

So! Hear me out…

Christmas, 2001, The Burrow.

Angelina’s Muggle cousin Sean comes along for dinner - he’s visiting from out of town. He’s a bit boring, to be honest, but George is making an effort. Sean gets very excited when George mentions dragons - and he starts talking about his current DnD campaign.

After some initial confusion about Sean’s status as a druid, George, despite being five firewhiskies to the wind, realises the potential here.

He beckons Hermione and Angelina over to hear his idea. Hermione and Angelina roll their eyes but start to give him some cracking ideas of Muggle scenarios. George scribbles them down on parchment, his mind whirring.

Unfortunately, George wakes up the next day having completely forgotten about it but has a sudden rush of memory watching Ron and Bill play chess

He drags his notes over to the chess board, and the three of them start to strategise and plan…

They get a focus group together: Arthur, Hermione, Kingsley (he needs down time from the Ministry), Sean and Percy. 

To absolutely nobody’s surprise, Arthur Weasley is the most enthusiastic early adopter. He particularly enjoys the dice.

[He’s going to play a middle class ACCOUNTANT His skills are TEA MAKING and COMMUTING His pastime is STAMP COLLECTING His weaknesses are GLUTEN INTOLERANCE and SEASONAL ALLERGIES Roll a D12 to obtain Benadryl]

Kingsley sees it as a potential learning tool so they get Minerva McGonagall involved who is fiercely competitive, and Harry Potter himself is dragged out from the Auror Department despite having sworn never to play anything competitive with Hermione again.

(This is due to a bad Scrabble match in Grimmauld Place, on which neither will elaborate, but Harry still jumps when Hermione is carrying a dictionary near him or when he hears the word ‘plunder’ or ‘triple word score’ - Ron will only shudder and say ‘no way mate’ when asked about this event.)

By Easter there’s a prototype. They run it past Mr and Mrs Granger who have some lovely suggestions of further mundane muggle mishaps.

The first edition is launched just in time for the summer holidays, with a couple of teaser boxes having mysteriously appeared in the Hogwarts common rooms.

By September it’s all the rage. WWW even get some endorsement from Martin Miggs who becomes a playable character.

Arthur Weasley is the longest running Mayhem Master in Britain. 

(Minerva McGonagall tries, she really tries, harder than she’s willing to admit, but Arthur’s Supermarket Run and the Paperwork Saga are legendary - the Filing Income Tax campaign is the hardest by far)

Arthur’s very favourite thing is still the dice

You can play as a…

Dentist Travel Agent Pilot Doctor Traffic warden Lawyer TV presenter Electrician Drill salesman Insurance broker

and hundreds of other Muggle careers!

You can choose a pastime…

Stamp collecting Golf Football Gardening Trainspotting Bird watching Stargazing Photography Gaming

and many more inexplicable Muggle interests!

You can purchase your starter kit from Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes, Diagon Alley, Hogsmeade and Owl Post for only 10 Sickles and 2 Knuts. Muggle dice included.

Oh look, I found a summary of the entire Harry Potter series:

u don’t understand my anger here

jo wilson change her fucking name to JO KAREV

IM GONNA THROW UP

Narcissa: It's dark... I'm scared

Lucius: Don't worry babe I got this

Lucius,stomps his foot on the ground

Lucius' sketchers light up:

Harry: On a scale of one to ten, you’re a nine, because I’m the one you need.

Draco: I’m a ten.

Harry: No, it’s a pickup lin-

Draco: I. Am. A. Ten.

jeddy vs scorbus

james: talk dirty to me

teddy: oh you know i will ;)

vs

scorpius: talk dirty to me

albus: the dishes

albus: please scorpius they haven’t been washed

Ron: worries about house elves

Hermione:

So I think that teddy and Vic kind of were dating when they were your very much puppy love when Rita skeeter wroote the paper she did on them snoggging. I think they broke up after like a year still messed around with each other (friends with benefits) they were actually really good friends that went to each other all the time yes some awkwardness at first obvi. Then during the kings cross scene not totally together they agree to hold off but everything came to one big explosion once she’s finished at Hogwarts of life’s gonna be in our way whether or not we’re at school or a job or whatever else, we’re either together or we’re not and the rest is history