Oh Look, I Found A Summary Of The Entire Harry Potter Series:

Accident Prone

Based on this text post. Remus played by @asktheboywholived​.

Some free advice on #coronavirus

tori : *kisses jade’s boyfriend*

beck : *kisses tori while in a relationship with jade*

also tori : why doesn’t she like me?

also beck : why don’t you trust me being around other girls?

every victorious fan in their right mind : mAyBe bEcAuSe yA’Ll aRe cHeAtInG wHoRes ?!? 

# remus lupin just being the iconic remus lupin even during the battle of hogwarts

Sirius: What number am I thinking of?

James, sighing heavily: 420?

Sirius: What? Of course not! I'm not *that* immature! Someone else guess and be serious about it!

Remus: Is it 69?

Sirius: Yeah it's 69.

harry potter is FAKE

set in the 90s but there were 0 (zero) chokers or butterfly clips explain to me This

Liz Gillies’ audition for Jade in Victorous, 2008

Lily: *holding baby Harry for the first time*

James: Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. This is Harry. Harry, this is everybody

Remus: Oh god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these

Sirius: I know, I still am one of these!

the hufflepuff

Teddy’s sorting as seen by the Marauders

Tonks: He will be a Hufflepuff.

Sirius: Gryffindor.

Tonks: Hufflepuff

Sirius: No!

Tonks: Yes.

Remus: SHUT IT.

Tonks: It’s not my fault if your boyfriend doesn’t understand Teddy will be a Hufflepuff.

Sirius: No he will be–

Remus: *firmly* Padfoot.

Sirius: *obeys like a puppy*

Tonks: See? I–

Remus: You, too. They are at I. Teddy, will be on the stool soon.

James: *grinning* This place will be hell for all of you when Harry’s children get sorted.

Lily: He means it. You should have seen him at Harry’s sorting.

Teddy sits on the stool.

Sirius: *to himself* Come on, say he’s a Gryffindor.

Tonks: *whispering* Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff. Mum raised you right, now come on.

Remus: They are both nuts.

James: Well, you have a type Moony.

Hufflepuff!

Tonks: Teddy YES!

Sirius: Teddy NO!

Lily: *smiling* Did he just–

Remus: *laughing* His hair is purple.

James: *grinning* Look at Minnie, I think she is about to cry.

Sirius: I feel betrayed. James why are you so happy?

James: I mean, uh, I kinda knew he would be a Hufflepuff.

Sirius: *stares*

Lily: It was kind of obvious, Sirius.

Tonks: *stifles her laughter*

Remus: You know the drill Pads, he was raised by Andy after all. She raised Tonks, too. It’s just how it works.

Sirius: Still, a man can hope.

Tonks: I’m sure Weasley and Potter kids will make up for this. 

James: Oh, they will. Don’t worry. The Potter clan will all be in Gryffindor, we got this.

Lily: James!

James: Don’t fight me on this woman. 

Remus: *laughing* I still do think he has a bit of Gryffindor in him. 

Sirius: *excitedly* That’s the spirit.

Remus: But that doesn’t change the fact that I’m proud to have a Hufflepuff son.

Lily: As you should.

James: Now what? We wait another 6 years for James to get sorted?

Tonks: I’m pretty sure Teddy will give us a good amount of mischief until he arrives.

Remus: Of course he will, he’s directly related to a Marauder after all.

Sirius: The most dangerous one to be exact.

Tonks: How?

James: Who do you think was the mastermind of all those pranks Dora?

Tonks: *gesturing to James and Sirius* You two!

Lily: Oh honey, it was Remus. I learned when it was too late, too.

Remus: *grinning* I mostly got away with it, too.

Tonks: We are in for some serious fun then.

Everyone stares at Tonks.

Tonks: *panicking* I mean we are in for some good fun.

Sirius: Yes, we are.

Lift Your Wands.