Teddy’s sorting as seen by the Marauders
Tonks: He will be a Hufflepuff.
Sirius: Gryffindor.
Tonks: Hufflepuff
Sirius: No!
Tonks: Yes.
Remus: SHUT IT.
Tonks: It’s not my fault if your boyfriend doesn’t understand Teddy will be a Hufflepuff.
Sirius: No he will be–
Remus: *firmly* Padfoot.
Sirius: *obeys like a puppy*
Tonks: See? I–
Remus: You, too. They are at I. Teddy, will be on the stool soon.
James: *grinning* This place will be hell for all of you when Harry’s children get sorted.
Lily: He means it. You should have seen him at Harry’s sorting.
Teddy sits on the stool.
Sirius: *to himself* Come on, say he’s a Gryffindor.
Tonks: *whispering* Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff. Mum raised you right, now come on.
Remus: They are both nuts.
James: Well, you have a type Moony.
Hufflepuff!
Tonks: Teddy YES!
Sirius: Teddy NO!
Lily: *smiling* Did he just–
Remus: *laughing* His hair is purple.
James: *grinning* Look at Minnie, I think she is about to cry.
Sirius: I feel betrayed. James why are you so happy?
James: I mean, uh, I kinda knew he would be a Hufflepuff.
Sirius: *stares*
Lily: It was kind of obvious, Sirius.
Tonks: *stifles her laughter*
Remus: You know the drill Pads, he was raised by Andy after all. She raised Tonks, too. It’s just how it works.
Sirius: Still, a man can hope.
Tonks: I’m sure Weasley and Potter kids will make up for this.
James: Oh, they will. Don’t worry. The Potter clan will all be in Gryffindor, we got this.
Lily: James!
James: Don’t fight me on this woman.
Remus: *laughing* I still do think he has a bit of Gryffindor in him.
Sirius: *excitedly* That’s the spirit.
Remus: But that doesn’t change the fact that I’m proud to have a Hufflepuff son.
Lily: As you should.
James: Now what? We wait another 6 years for James to get sorted?
Tonks: I’m pretty sure Teddy will give us a good amount of mischief until he arrives.
Remus: Of course he will, he’s directly related to a Marauder after all.
Sirius: The most dangerous one to be exact.
Tonks: How?
James: Who do you think was the mastermind of all those pranks Dora?
Tonks: *gesturing to James and Sirius* You two!
Lily: Oh honey, it was Remus. I learned when it was too late, too.
Remus: *grinning* I mostly got away with it, too.
Tonks: We are in for some serious fun then.
Everyone stares at Tonks.
Tonks: *panicking* I mean we are in for some good fun.
Sirius: Yes, we are.
So I have this theory/headcannon for Remus Lupin.
Firstly, it’s important to know that Remus is Bisexual (with a preference for guys), while Sirius is gay.
He and Sirius used to date. They dated all the way until James and Lily’s death, because Remus was under the impression that Sirius was the secret keeper. Remus felt angry that his boyfriend betrayed his best friend for his life, so they broke up. Not like a face-to-face break up, but it was pretty implied (as Remus never visited Sirius in Azkaban).
When Remus finds out what actually happens, he’s embarrassed. He doesn’t allow him and Sirius date again because he blames himself for not believing Sirius was innocent. It breaks Sirius’ already shattered heart, but he doesn’t fight the one guy he love loved.
Then Sirius dies. Remus blames himself more. He can’t really deal with all the pain. Tonks comes around. Remus starts falling for Tonks, but he won’t let himself admit it. He doesn’t want to hurt another person, he doesn’t want to forget Sirius.
After a while, he comes to terms with his feelings. He allows himself to get married to Tonks. But the panic comes really when he finds out that she’s pregnant. So much can go wrong. Harry was harsh, but helpful. Because, somewhere in his heart, he knew that Sirius would agree with Harry. So, when Teddy was born, he made Harry the godfather. He never doubted his choice.
Battle of Hogwarts. He would fight, because that’s what his best friends did. He never stopped fighting until he was killed. When he was killed, he knew it was for the best.
We saved our honeymoon!
(Inspired by a tumblr text post. If it was me I totally would’ve punched him)
Lily: *holding baby Harry for the first time*
James: Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. This is Harry. Harry, this is everybody
Remus: Oh god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these
Sirius: I know, I still am one of these!
Me: I ship Rilaya
Tumblr: here's some Lucaya blogs!
Me: I ship Remadora
Tumblr: here's some Wolfstar blogs
Me: I ship Captain Swan
Tumblr: Look! It's unwanted Swan Queen fanart on your dash again!
Me: Alright, what the fuck
Lift Your Wands.
Snape: Here's the wolfsbane potion, Lupin. Don't forget to take it tonight. Don't put our students in danger.
*Lupin later that night*