Snape: Here's The Wolfsbane Potion, Lupin. Don't Forget To Take It Tonight. Don't Put Our Students In

I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

*In the Afterlife*

“Ah! Professor Binns! Welcome to the afterlife.”

“...Why am I not at Hogwarts?”

“Er...well, you see we are in the aft-”

“I want to go to Hogwarts”

“But sir-”

“I have a morning class tomorrow”

“Sir we can't-”

“I have an appointment with the headmaster to talk about the Goblin Mutiny of 1546”

“But-but sir, you'll have to be a ghost forever!”

“Did I fucking stutter”

is anyone inspired to write a ron weasley x reader fic? send me links or tag me in your writings! thank you

neville x reader fics are also appreciated!

harry: lupin, you can't go into battle and abandon your kid just because you want to be just like my dad!

harry: now excuse me while i go die to save everyone, just like my mum.

I have a feeling that Hermione Granger and Amy Santiago would be best friends geeking over stuff and being super organized and Ron and Jake would just look at them with starry eyes tbh

Amy, at a crime scene with Jake: Anything?

Jake: The guy shops at Costco.

Amy, exasperated: Anything useful?

Davina : I always have a note in my pocket that says “Kol did it” just in case I’m murdered because I don’t want him to remarry.

— The Original

Yeah it would suck because Camilla would be totally out of a job, but please... just write both Alex and Jo out of the show.

Lift Your Wands.