Davina : I Always Have A Note In My Pocket That Says “Kol Did It” Just In Case I’m Murdered Because

jeddy vs scorbus

james: talk dirty to me

teddy: oh you know i will ;)

vs

scorpius: talk dirty to me

albus: the dishes

albus: please scorpius they haven’t been washed

Donna, about Hyde: He's a monster. Monsters don't have souls.

Jackie: Uh, have you ever seen Monsters Inc.?

So I have this theory/headcannon for Remus Lupin.

Firstly, it’s important to know that Remus is Bisexual (with a preference for guys), while Sirius is gay.

He and Sirius used to date. They dated all the way until James and Lily’s death, because Remus was under the impression that Sirius was the secret keeper. Remus felt angry that his boyfriend betrayed his best friend for his life, so they broke up. Not like a face-to-face break up, but it was pretty implied (as Remus never visited Sirius in Azkaban). 

When Remus finds out what actually happens, he’s embarrassed. He doesn’t allow him and Sirius date again because he blames himself for not believing Sirius was innocent. It breaks Sirius’ already shattered heart, but he doesn’t fight the one guy he love loved.

Then Sirius dies. Remus blames himself more. He can’t really deal with all the pain. Tonks comes around. Remus starts falling for Tonks, but he won’t let himself admit it. He doesn’t want to hurt another person, he doesn’t want to forget Sirius.

After a while, he comes to terms with his feelings. He allows himself to get married to Tonks. But the panic comes really when he finds out that she’s pregnant. So much can go wrong. Harry was harsh, but helpful. Because, somewhere in his heart, he knew that Sirius would agree with Harry. So, when Teddy was born, he made Harry the godfather. He never doubted his choice.

Battle of Hogwarts. He would fight, because that’s what his best friends did. He never stopped fighting until he was killed. When he was killed, he knew it was for the best. 

harry: lupin, you can't go into battle and abandon your kid just because you want to be just like my dad!

harry: now excuse me while i go die to save everyone, just like my mum.

u don’t understand my anger here

jo wilson change her fucking name to JO KAREV

IM GONNA THROW UP

Oh look, I found a summary of the entire Harry Potter series:

The have my entire heart

Rose and Scorpius.

ginny: my wand is 8 inches long and made of solid steel

ron: i think that wand is a knife

ginny: what are you talking about it’s my wand

ron: what spells can you cast with it

ginny: stab

yo but what if alex lied to everyone and the only thing true is that he’s with izzie. not because he suddenly wanted to be with her or bc she had his kids, but because he’s terminally ill and going to die soon and asked her for help on how to deal with it?

so he wrote those letters to everyone to cope?

does my theory have holes like ‘but he told mer to visit’ or ‘he asked bailey for a recommendation’? yeah it does, but so has the entirety of this season so who really cares at this point?