Rose And Scorpius.

“reblog this or your mom will die”

“seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post”

“if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul”

“you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”

“i don’t care what your blog is about, spread this like wildfire!”

Das a mood!!!!

Me: “I love this fic! Can’t wait for the next update!”

Fanfiction: “Updated: 1965-06-04.”

[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: You will soon gain something you have always desired.]

Signs that you might be a Slytherin:

You like to take care of yourself but laziness is your best friend too. One day you have an Instagram make-up on, the next one you go to your classes in your pj’s

Not necessarily an asshole like the cliché; you don’t like injustice and don’t make fun of someone unless they deserve it

You won’t always voice your opinion, but it doesn’t make you a coward. You just know what to say, when to say it, and to whom.

The best strategy: never interrupt your enemy when they’re wrong, you might need that later

You’re this happy-go-lucky kind of person who will always make your friends laugh and be the extrovert one, when deep down you’re hiding your emotions and problems quite well

Cat person

Misunderstood. You might analyze social interactions around you because sometimes you don’t seem to fit in

People can talk shit about you but oh, one finger laid on your friends or family and they’re dead

Black eyeliner, black nail polish, black soul

Halsey (do I need to say more? She’s a genius)

Can read as much as Ravenclaw and if you really put your energy into it, you can be top of your class (but you knaaah, laziness)

Love piercings and tattoos; might have done the first one as a rebellion but then you really got into it. It’s art, to you

Shy around people you don’t know, then you become more confident

Sly smirks

Alternative rock music. Sometimes metal core when you feel like punching someone

Remus: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Tonks: Okay, but in my defense, Sirius bet me fifty galleons that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Remus: That’s not what I wanted to—

Remus: You drank SHAMPOO?

Thanks satan!!

41. Newborn Teddy Lupin sleeping between Remus and Tonks, who are both embracing him in their interlocked arms. The entire night was consisted of them whispering to Teddy and each other about the care-free lives that they’ll all have one day after the war ended.

submitted by @23ster

Can we talk about Elizabeth swann from potc is Emma and Killian’s child like she’s a fucking bad ass and has the sass for it it’s canon!!!

I want to write something about this now

I’m not sure I’ll be watching grey’s anatomy anymore

I got an idea for an AU where Jo kept the baby with Paul but leaves and ends up at GSM and meets Alex but I’m not sure I want to write it so I thought I’d put it out there and see if anyone else wants to 😌