Ron: Worries About House Elves

tori : *kisses jade’s boyfriend*

beck : *kisses tori while in a relationship with jade*

also tori : why doesn’t she like me?

also beck : why don’t you trust me being around other girls?

every victorious fan in their right mind : mAyBe bEcAuSe yA’Ll aRe cHeAtInG wHoRes ?!? 

harry: lupin, you can't go into battle and abandon your kid just because you want to be just like my dad!

harry: now excuse me while i go die to save everyone, just like my mum.

When you find a completed fic with perfect spelling and a beautiful plot

Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.

harry potter is FAKE

set in the 90s but there were 0 (zero) chokers or butterfly clips explain to me This

Liz Gillies’ audition for Jade in Victorous, 2008

A visit home.

Tonks by @sirussly​

Back at Andromeda’s house for the holidays, Teddy is standing in front of the bookcase where his grandmother keeps all the photos.

Teddy: How’s it…hanging. Uhm. Long time no see?

Teddy: Sooo..remember last time I came home during the holidays I told you how me and Vic were having troubles? Well. Uh.

Teddy: More than a crush, actually. And it’s kind of awkward because-

Keep reading

Prediction for next potc movie

Davy Jones:I killed you once Turner, I do not fear you

Will:Oh it's not me you're suposed to fear

Davy Jones:What?

Elizabeth:(in the distance) DAVY JONES!

Davy Jones:*looks to see Elizabeth swinging in with a sword in her hand and murder in her eyes*

Elizabeth:YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND!

Will:She's going to fuck you up

Davy Jones:*sighs* I know

Grey's anatomy thoughts:

- I already stopped watching when I read Alex wasn't returning

- Alex would never leave Jo like that

- Alex would never leave like that without talking to mer

- Alex would never

- Alex! Wouldn't! Leave! Meredith!

- Shonda ??????? What in the literal fckuk???

- Ellen Pompeo has a lot of power how could she possibly allow this

- SIXTEEN years of character development all for this!????

- it's absolutely disrespectful to the character and to the fans

- Like there have been a lot of downhills in this show and they almost entirely killed it with what they did to April and Arizona but they've finally hit the last straw with Alex

- Shonda !!!!!??????? The fcukk!???!!?????

- DISRESPECTFUL

- CHARACTER ASSASSINATION

- This is not the Grey's we stuck around for, through all the ups and downs

- They have irredeemably ruined Grey's