Andromeda : I am marrying the muggle born
Andromeda : my daughter can marry whoever she wants!
*nymph comes home with remus*
Andromeda : Absolutely not ! He's a werewolf
Ted : .....
Snape: Here's the wolfsbane potion, Lupin. Don't forget to take it tonight. Don't put our students in danger.
*Lupin later that night*
can i be delusional for while and just pretend it was owen hunt that went off to live on a farm in kansas and that teddy is happy with koracick, amelia’s baby is link’s, and that alex and jo are fine and are adopting a fire station baby
Amy, at a crime scene with Jake: Anything?
Jake: The guy shops at Costco.
Amy, exasperated: Anything useful?
Thanks satan!!
41. Newborn Teddy Lupin sleeping between Remus and Tonks, who are both embracing him in their interlocked arms. The entire night was consisted of them whispering to Teddy and each other about the care-free lives that they’ll all have one day after the war ended.
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u don’t understand my anger here
jo wilson change her fucking name to JO KAREV
IM GONNA THROW UP
ginny: my wand is 8 inches long and made of solid steel
ron: i think that wand is a knife
ginny: what are you talking about it’s my wand
ron: what spells can you cast with it
ginny: stab
Fred: “Let’s just keep things light and breezy, see where it goes.”
Hermione: “But how do we keep things light and breezy? I know! A comprehensive set of rules.”
Fred: “How am I attracted to you?”
I’m not sure I’ll be watching grey’s anatomy anymore