Ron: Am I In Trouble?

Sirius: What number am I thinking of?

James, sighing heavily: 420?

Sirius: What? Of course not! I'm not *that* immature! Someone else guess and be serious about it!

Remus: Is it 69?

Sirius: Yeah it's 69.

Battle of Hogwarts

2nd May 1998

Raise your wand for the fallen 50

Can anyone else imagine Ronald Weasley discovering fast food restaurants. Like he discovers McDonald’s and all the pies and cookies and sundaes or McFlurrys they have and just going nuts! Or kfc and there chicken and biscuits and stuff like

I’m not sure I’ll be watching grey’s anatomy anymore

LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO MY DOOR DRESSED AS A SHARK & I GAVE HER M&MS AND SHE SAID “THANK YOU I LOVE YOU” & HER MOM SAID “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY HAPPY HALLOWEEN” & THE LITTLE GIRL SAID “SHE GAVE ME NEMNEMS. I LOVE HER”

After their first date...

Fred: “Let’s just keep things light and breezy, see where it goes.”

Hermione: “But how do we keep things light and breezy? I know! A comprehensive set of rules.”

Fred: “How am I attracted to you?”

I have a headcannon that one night (sometime after the romoine wedding) the trio goes for a night out, gets drunk and the next morning only merlin knows how, but harry potter is now the adopted son of Mr and mrs Granger-Weasley

I kinda like it, maybe I'll write this later.....

Do you guys thing birth control work on magic folks like if hermione we’re taking a muggle prescribed birth control would it actually protect her from being pregnant or would she have to take a wizarding world birth control

Real world questions

“Well, you know what they say about hope, it breeds eternal misery.”

— Spencer Hastings, Pretty Little Liars