I Have A Headcannon That One Night (sometime After The Romoine Wedding) The Trio Goes For A Night Out,

Signs that you might be a Slytherin:

You like to take care of yourself but laziness is your best friend too. One day you have an Instagram make-up on, the next one you go to your classes in your pj’s

Not necessarily an asshole like the cliché; you don’t like injustice and don’t make fun of someone unless they deserve it

You won’t always voice your opinion, but it doesn’t make you a coward. You just know what to say, when to say it, and to whom.

The best strategy: never interrupt your enemy when they’re wrong, you might need that later

You’re this happy-go-lucky kind of person who will always make your friends laugh and be the extrovert one, when deep down you’re hiding your emotions and problems quite well

Cat person

Misunderstood. You might analyze social interactions around you because sometimes you don’t seem to fit in

People can talk shit about you but oh, one finger laid on your friends or family and they’re dead

Black eyeliner, black nail polish, black soul

Halsey (do I need to say more? She’s a genius)

Can read as much as Ravenclaw and if you really put your energy into it, you can be top of your class (but you knaaah, laziness)

Love piercings and tattoos; might have done the first one as a rebellion but then you really got into it. It’s art, to you

Shy around people you don’t know, then you become more confident

Sly smirks

Alternative rock music. Sometimes metal core when you feel like punching someone

Neville: Why are people so obsessed with top and bottom? Honestly I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed

Ginny:

Luna:

Ginny: I’m gonna tell him

Luna: No you’re not

Guess I’m not watching Grey’s anymore!

I love innocent! Hermione/vulgar! Ron!! Imagine Ron cracks a vulgar joke and Hermione doesn't get it and Ron has to explain it to her😂❤

Imagine dating me and then boom we just last forever and we’re both happy asf. Wild

Amy, at a crime scene with Jake: Anything?

Jake: The guy shops at Costco.

Amy, exasperated: Anything useful?

Lily: *holding baby Harry for the first time*

James: Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. This is Harry. Harry, this is everybody

Remus: Oh god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these

Sirius: I know, I still am one of these!

Best friends

Davina : I always have a note in my pocket that says “Kol did it” just in case I’m murdered because I don’t want him to remarry.

— The Original

the story of muggles and mayhem (1st edition)

My new headcanon is that wizards play ‘Muggles and Mayhem’ instead of Dungeons and Dragons. A conversation with the amazing @torestoreamends​ ensued and this was born 💛 @lytefoot​ if you don’t have additions to this, I’m a woolly bladder.

So! Hear me out…

Christmas, 2001, The Burrow.

Angelina’s Muggle cousin Sean comes along for dinner - he’s visiting from out of town. He’s a bit boring, to be honest, but George is making an effort. Sean gets very excited when George mentions dragons - and he starts talking about his current DnD campaign.

After some initial confusion about Sean’s status as a druid, George, despite being five firewhiskies to the wind, realises the potential here.

He beckons Hermione and Angelina over to hear his idea. Hermione and Angelina roll their eyes but start to give him some cracking ideas of Muggle scenarios. George scribbles them down on parchment, his mind whirring.

Unfortunately, George wakes up the next day having completely forgotten about it but has a sudden rush of memory watching Ron and Bill play chess

He drags his notes over to the chess board, and the three of them start to strategise and plan…

They get a focus group together: Arthur, Hermione, Kingsley (he needs down time from the Ministry), Sean and Percy. 

To absolutely nobody’s surprise, Arthur Weasley is the most enthusiastic early adopter. He particularly enjoys the dice.

[He’s going to play a middle class ACCOUNTANT His skills are TEA MAKING and COMMUTING His pastime is STAMP COLLECTING His weaknesses are GLUTEN INTOLERANCE and SEASONAL ALLERGIES Roll a D12 to obtain Benadryl]

Kingsley sees it as a potential learning tool so they get Minerva McGonagall involved who is fiercely competitive, and Harry Potter himself is dragged out from the Auror Department despite having sworn never to play anything competitive with Hermione again.

(This is due to a bad Scrabble match in Grimmauld Place, on which neither will elaborate, but Harry still jumps when Hermione is carrying a dictionary near him or when he hears the word ‘plunder’ or ‘triple word score’ - Ron will only shudder and say ‘no way mate’ when asked about this event.)

By Easter there’s a prototype. They run it past Mr and Mrs Granger who have some lovely suggestions of further mundane muggle mishaps.

The first edition is launched just in time for the summer holidays, with a couple of teaser boxes having mysteriously appeared in the Hogwarts common rooms.

By September it’s all the rage. WWW even get some endorsement from Martin Miggs who becomes a playable character.

Arthur Weasley is the longest running Mayhem Master in Britain. 

(Minerva McGonagall tries, she really tries, harder than she’s willing to admit, but Arthur’s Supermarket Run and the Paperwork Saga are legendary - the Filing Income Tax campaign is the hardest by far)

Arthur’s very favourite thing is still the dice

You can play as a…

Dentist Travel Agent Pilot Doctor Traffic warden Lawyer TV presenter Electrician Drill salesman Insurance broker

and hundreds of other Muggle careers!

You can choose a pastime…

Stamp collecting Golf Football Gardening Trainspotting Bird watching Stargazing Photography Gaming

and many more inexplicable Muggle interests!

You can purchase your starter kit from Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes, Diagon Alley, Hogsmeade and Owl Post for only 10 Sickles and 2 Knuts. Muggle dice included.