I Strongly Identify With The Whomping Willow. I, Too, Would Beat People Up To Keep Remus Lupin Safe.

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Hello Headcanonsandmore!! Could you provide some sexy Romione Headcanos pls??

Hello! Yes, of course! Hope you like these! 

Ron’s first… saucy dream about Hermione happened during the time she was staying at the Burrow before fourth year. The first time he saw her after having the dream, he was terrified she’d realise that he’d thought about her in that way, and avoided looking her in the eye. Luckily, this was during the time Hermione was falling for him, so she couldn’t quite look him in the eye either and never noticed his awkwardness. 

Hermione’s first saucy dream about Ron happened sometime during the start of fifth year. Their prefects rounds (with the increased amount of time they spent alone together during them) had an effect on her unconscious mind, causing various night-time imaginings of her and Ron in some quiet corner of Hogwarts. She was incredibly ashamed about it at first, but became less so over time. 

Hermione walked in on Ron having a bath in the prefects bathroom in the second half of their fifth year. He didn’t realise she was there, but she was unable to tear her eyes away from him. After sneaking out of the bathroom without Ron realising, Hermione spent the next few weeks unable to dream of anything except Ron surrounded by soap suds. 

Ron spent most of his teenage years deliberately avoiding staring at Hermione’s chest. Surprisingly, she never realised. Possibly because she spent so much time avoiding staring at his bum.  

Their first time together was after the war, at The Burrow. Due to the crowded house, many of their first s*xual encounters were in hidden places around the Burrow and it’s orchard. 

The first month they were living together, they had a rule of “no clothes before midday”. After the kids left for Hogwarts, this rule came back into effect. 

Aside from their children’s bedrooms, every single room of their house has been the setting of various very fun times. 

Hugo got his name because Hermione got carried away with Ron in the Victor Hugo section of the French National Library. Ron was wearing a waistcoat and sleeves-rolled-up-to-the-elbow, which (as I’m sure you’re all aware) is hot s*x incarnate. Or -at least- that’s what Hermione thinks. 

Surprisingly, Ron and Hermione are the only couple out of their friend group to have never been walked in on during the skiddly-pooping. It might have been due to their first encounters being in The Burrow, but they always remember to put locks and silencing charms up. 

After their honeymoon, Hermione had a hitch in her step that lasted for several days. But she wasn’t complaining. 

Ron is rather adept with his hands. As Hermione knows very well. 

When Ron first grew his beard, Hermione threw her arms around him, and … well, let’s just say Ron decided to never shave again. 

Hermione has a thing about libraries. Or -rather- going to libraries with Ron. Many enjoyable memories have been created. 

Ron has a ridiculous amount of stamina. They think it might be due to his passion for his wife combining with his Quidditch fitness, but -whatever it is- Hermione has no complaints. 

Ron and Hermione disappeared halfway through their own wedding reception, and returned two hours later looking very pleased with themselves. 

Hermione was worried about losing her figure after Rose and Hugo were born. Ron -by contrast- found her just as gorgeous (if not more so) afterwards. As he readily proved to her at any given opportunity. 

Ron loves Hermione’s hair. Whether she’s brushing it, shaking it, attempting to tie it back, whatever. The first time he saw her in a towel (with her hair still wet from the shower), his passion was so great that … well, she had to have another shower sometime later. 

Hermione adores Ron’s freckles. Tracing lines through them, counting them, making patterns with them, anything. She often tries to do a tally of them, but always ends up getting distracted. Not that Ron minds.  

Hermione has no tolerance for alcohol. After a few drinks, she becomes incredibly saucy, and Ron has to hurriedly take her home before she ends up going into detail about what her and Ron do behind closed doors. 

On some occasions, Hermione has been so… happy that she has had to ask Ron to stop just so she can recover. Like I said, he’s got a lot of stamina. 

Their bathroom has ministry-grade silencing charms. This has come in handy when the in-laws pop over on a surprise visit. 

Hope you liked these, anon! 

harry potter is a canonically a dumbass so anyone you ship him with automatically becomes a moronsexual thank u for coming to my TED talk

Yeah it would suck because Camilla would be totally out of a job, but please... just write both Alex and Jo out of the show.

I honestly don’t get how some people can hate Josie. She’s always trying to take care of others at her own expense but the second she tries to do something for herself or wants attention for once, she’s labeled a manipulative bitch who’s only nice to people so they’ll take her side? What the fuck? Like god forbid she wants to exist outside of her sister but doesn’t know how to since “take care of Lizzie” has been shoved down her throat her whole life. Some of y’all have never been the invisible one and it really fucking shows.

(antis don’t interact)

This is exactly what I do 😂

can i be delusional for while and just pretend it was owen hunt that went off to live on a farm in kansas and that teddy is happy with koracick, amelia’s baby is link’s, and that alex and jo are fine and are adopting a fire station baby

I very much agree

Baby Nifflers

Reblog if you agree

I love this it’s my fav thing ever

What is your current dreamcast for the next generation? (could you include your oc's as well please, thanks have a nice day!)

No problem and you have a wonderful day too!

Teddy- Christian Cooke

James- Adam Brody 

Albus- Logan Lerman

Lily- Sophie Turner

Victoire- Blake Lively

Dominique- Imogen Poots

Louis- William Mosley\

Rose- Lindsay Hansen

Hugo- Stefano Masciolini

Fred- Jacob Artist 

Roxanne- Gugu Mbatha-Raw 

Molly- Saoirse Ronan

Lucy- Candice Accola 

Scorpius- Jake Abel 

Lorcan- Xavier Samuels 

Lysander- Hunter Parish 

(And a few of my OC’s)

Frank Longbottom II- Steven R McQueen 

Grace Longbottom- Holland Roden 

Alice Longbottom II- Alexandra Dowling 

Freya Parkinson- Kaya Scodelario 

Diamond Zabini- Shay Mitchell 

West Zabini- Donald Glover

Kimberly Wood- Nina Dobrev

Mason Wood- Max Irons

Jessica Finnigan- Phoebe Tonkin

(this is my current one, though it does change around a little)